Once upon a time a vampire was targeting a human for dinner. Once upon another time there was a zombie targeting a human too. Sadly for that human, he was being targeted by two horror story creatures.
The vampire's name was Tom and the zombie's name was Bob. They attacked the human, whose name was Fred, but ended up spotting each other and having a huge fight who gets to eat the human. Stupid Fred, not being able to understand how they could not solve something so simple, had to bud in and give them an idea instead of running away while they argued. The idea was, " Well zombies eat brains, and vampires suck blood. So why don't you guys just do what you gotta do and not interfere with each other. Instead of taking a part of me all to yourself, just split." Tom and Bob liked this idea. Fred, after realizing he just gave them an idea how to kill him, realized how stupid he was, Bob told him "Goodbye" and Tom said "Thanks for the idea", Fred was dead within seconds. Police were very confused when they found his body. "Missing a brain and all his blood." was the title of the next days newspaper.
Tom and Bob became best friends and moved to Rio. They went skydiving. Then Tom gave Bob a bag of blood. But Bob was already dead, and did not need the blood. He got offended and moved to Indiana. Then Tom moved to New York and renamed himself Frank, because he just loved the name Frank. Then he met a hairless werewolf. His name was George. Frank and George agreed to go on a quest to Indiana, to look for Bob. There they learn that Bob moved to Georgia and got killed by Rick, a zombie hunter.
Out of pure sadness, Frank ditched George, moved to Transylvania, where he continued to kill humans. George wanted to look for Frank, but his plane (going to Transylvania) crashed into the ocean, he couldn't reach the surface because his seatbelt was stuck. So he transformed into a hairless werewolf, tore the seatbelt in two and reached the surface. Too bad sharks were coming towards him, due to the dead passengers that were bleeding excessively. He battled them. He was bitten and bitten...
But then, Frank comes and rescues George. But George turned out to be Fred's father seeking revenge on the vampire and zombie. George's blood seemed to smell very similar to Fred's. Wanting to have a taste, to remeber the night, when he met Bob, Frank took a giant bite but bit air because while he was lost in thought, he let go of George. George got eaten by the sharks. Frank, not looking where he was going, flew into a burning volcano and exploded.
The end. P.s. never help a vampire and a zombie decide how to eat you alive. There will be consequences and possibly all the THINGS involved might die...
