Chapter 3: An illusion (Dipper Vs Manliness)
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Y/ns pov:
I was just helping Stan around the shack as a thank you for taking me in. I had just finished sweeping and started a quick five minute break, I watched Stan talking to a customer, while trying my hardest not to laugh at the dumb citizens of gravity falls.
Tyler: Do you have anything that's in the spirit of the season?
Stan grabbed a basket full of so called "crystals"
Stan: Uh... How about these crystals?
Tyler: *giggles *That looks like broken glass.
His giggling made me want to throw up and laugh at the same time..
Stan: What are you, a cop?
Tyler then turned around the left to look at shirts.
Tyler: Oh! What is that new thing?
I heard the gift shop bell ring and saw dipper and Mabel enter the room. And okay I will admit, I may or may not like dipper. I know I've only known him for three weeks now but still, he's to cute to not like!!
Mabel: Grunkle Stan?
Dipper: Can we go to the diner?
Mabel: We're hungry!
Dipper: Hungry!
They both started play fighting.
Stan: Yeah, sure. Soon as this yahoo makes up his mind.
Stan pointed to Tyler.
Tyler: Do you have this in another animal?
Stan: I'm fine locking him inside, if you are. Y/n wanna come?
I nodded my head and left with them as we locked the door.
~Time skip to the diner~
Y/ns pov:
Lady Susan: Shoo! Git!
-Coffee. Coffee. Coffee. Coffee.
-Go! Go! Go! Go!
After a small quick table talk Lady Susan finally came to take our orders.
Stan: Lazy Susan, there's my little ray of sunshine! Where were you yesterday?
Lady Susan: I got hit by a bus.
Stan laughed like it was the funniest thing he had every heard
Stan: Hilarious!
I cringed and felt bad for lady Susan at his remark.
Lady Susan: Thank you! *laughs*
Stan: You do split plates, right?
Lady Susan: Maybe! Wink!
Stan: Great! We'll all split a one-fourth of the Number Seven, plus a free salad dressing for the lady's , and a small plate of ketchup for the boy.
Lady Susan put down the order and left.
Mabel: But, Grunkle Stan, I want pancakes!
Stan: With the fancy flour they use these days?
Stan scoffed and I just sat their awkwardly
Stan: What am I, made of money? Tap-tap.
Mabel: Aw...
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Brain & Heart (Dipper X Reader)
FanfictionY/n was abandoned by her abusive father and y/n was put in an orphanage. One day she was sent to gravity falls and met the pines twins, her life completely turned around after that.
