I'd always wondered what it would be like to be inside my wife's boot when she's wearing them. Would I survive the heat. Would she know I'm in there. These are all things I wanted to know.
I set about making a magic potion that would shrink me to the size of an ant. Brilliant I thaught. After trying a few different concoctions. I found the one that worked. I also had to do a reverse one. That I could fit in my pocket.
The boots I was going to use were ankle boots in a black suede material. With a 4 inch heel. And pointy toes. I thought I can sit up in the point while she wears them.
I had been putting things in them just to see what sort of damage if any she was doing.
Luckily nothing had been close to her toes. Brilliant I thaught. That morning I'd said I was off to work. Knowing it was a damp day. And with them being suede I knew I could try to see what room I had in them. So I gulped the potion down. And got inside. Ah yes. Plenty of room I thought. Smiling like a Cheshire Cat. Knowing the next dry day I'd wait for her like today to have a shower and hide in the boot. Suddenly I heard the bedroom door open. And she was coming in. I was going to have to wait for her to get ready and go before I could take the antidote. Well it didn't work out how I planned. I saw her put her stockings on. Then saw her take out a pair of boots. Which looked like the ones I was in. Or at least I thought I was in. Suddenly it had dawned on my mind I'd got inside the wrong boot. The boot I had got in were the same as the suede ones. But they had soft leather I thought oh no. Please dont put these on today. I was panicking a bit. As I hadn't planned on being trapped today. What was I going to drink. What if it was too hot. All these things started going around in my head.
Suddenly the light got dark really quick. I looked up and couldn't see her stocking covered toes coming towards me. I ran to the end of the boot just in time. Her foot wiggled as she tried to get her boot on. The noise was deafening. And the air just went from inside. I heard the zip do up. Then the other zip do up. I thought. This was a mistake. I switched my phone torch on. And this toe was massive. And inches away from me. I suddenly felt it move what had happened I thought.
She had got up from the bed. And was looking in the mirror I'm guessing. Because it was short little steps.
I didn't like this at all. I'd made a huge mistake I was trapped in her boot. And she didn't even know.
I felt her walking towards the door. What a weird sensation it was. Like I'd face down. Then I was facing up as she took a stride. And then I'd hear the metal tipped heel hitting the floor and then bang the soul hit the floor.
This was how it was going to be. All day I thought. I still had my torch on. I watched as everytime I was looking up I could see her toe lift. I thought she will squash me literally like an ant. Because when her foot landed Her toe slipped forward. After what felt like hours which was only about 3 minutes it stopped. And I was pointing down towards her toes. I tried holding on to a bit of insole which wasn't stuck properly. We were in the car going to work. So I knew I'd be ok when she got to the motorway. But before that I had to put up with her dipping the clutch.
I watched as she dipped the clutch. Her toes went white as she depressed it. I was thinking please don't fall. As if I did. I knew she would crush me.
Suddenly my phone went. It was her.
Hi babe she said. Where are you. I said I'm in work where do you think I am. lol.
Oh sounds noisy where you are. And you sound flustered. I just been lifting things I said. Oh ok. I'm going to go I said as I need to concentrate on this.
I did have to concentrate but it wasn't work. I was concentrating on not falling. Suddenly. I was back laying in my back again. She was on the motorway. I knew I had about 20 mins. To gather my strength back. As I looked on my phone I could see where we were with Google maps. I was a bit more relaxed as it was still inside there now. Just listening to the music from the car. Every now and then I'd see her toes move. I got brave and thought I would try putting a hand near them. That was a mistake. The traffic had built up. And she had had to use the clutch. My god I thought. I'm stuck between her toes. The pressure was intense how I didn't pass out I dont know. There I was under the toe of the woman I loved. Being crushed by her.
I knew I had to get out but how. I couldn't climb. As I didn't have the strength. It was a vertical climb. On a slippery surface with her sweat that had now set in. I was trapped. This was it I was going to die.
I heard the car engine turn off and the door open. Then I heard her heels on the floor. Morning tori I heard. Shit. We were at her works already. How hadn't I known this. Every step she took. I felt it I couldn't hang on no more. This was it. My end why had I been so stupid. My stupid curiosity had got me killed. Suddenly. I heard the door close in her office. And the weight lifted from me. She had sat down. Omg I thought. Thank god. Then I heard the zip undo. She was taking the boot off that I had been in. I was still stuck to her stocking. And as she took it out I fell onto her carpet. I looked up and saw her scratching her toes. Her assistant asked her what was wrong. Oh I felt something under my toes as I was walking she announced. She looked in her boot and shook it. Thank god I wasn't in there. Or the game would be up.
I just stayed still. Her other boot was still on. My god I thought. It's huge. And terrifying then I saw her put her boot back on. What was I going to do now. I was tiny. And could get trampled at any time. Not only that how was I going to get home.
I ran under the desk to hide. I watched as she sat down. Her stockings shining in the morning sunlight coming through the window. Then I looked and saw her tapping her foot the same one I was in. If I was still in there. I'd be dead I thought.
I managed to dry myself off from her foot sweat. And thought of a way of getting home. Whilst she went for lunch. I looked around her office. Saw some sticky tape. Perfect. I thought as I took some. Went back down under the desk and waited. I had a plan. I was going to wrap myself around the heel. And the sticky tape will hold me there. It couldn't fail. Rob. You are a genius I thought.
When she came back I quickly set about my escape plan. It couldn't fail. I'd be right underneath her foot but safe as I'd be stuck to the heel. I got myself into position. And set about as quick as I could. Wrapping the tape around me. Just as I had finished my phone rang again. It was her checking up on my day as she always does. She said she'd be home about 4. Hopefully that gave me enough time to unwrap myself and get outside. Take the antidote and act as if it was a normal day.
I was there on the heel had I done the right thing? Was I going to be safe there. Surely it would be ok. I waited around while she crossed her leg. Twirled her foot around and then just stopped. I was glad I wasn't inside the boot now. I could feel the heat from the bottom of her heel of how hot it was inside there. I heard her say to her assistant that she's just finishing the emails and going. Then she pushed back on her chair stood up and walked out the office. This was amazing. The sound her heels made was deafening as she walked from the carpet to the tiles out in the corridor. She stopped to speak to her friend and was just moving the weight from one heel to the other. Every now and then tapping her heel on the ground. I was glad I had wrapped myself tightly. Or I might have ended up ended the metal heel tip.
As she said goodbye and stepped outside. I got soaked. It was hammering down outside. And she decided to make a run for it to the car. Every time her foot landed. I got soaked from the puddles. When she got to by the car. She realised that she'd left her keys up in the office. Here we go again I thought. As I got soaked once again with her running. I thought. This is awesome she's no idea I'm here. When she got her keys it had stopped raining. Then my phone rang while she was walking towards the car. She was like babe. Why is it so noisy. What's that banging it's in rhythm of my footsteps. She laughed.
Just as I was about to answer her question. My phone slipped out my had and it landed right under her heel. I could still see it stuck to it from the impact. But I couldn't reach it. It was too risky. She just kept saying hello. Hello. Obviously. It was completely destroyed. I'd read that a heel has more force per square inch than an elephant. Meaning every time her heel came down. It was about 10 tons of pressure. On the drive home. I could feel her foot shaking on the clutch as she waited at lights. Eventually we got home. It was 4pm. Ah just as she said I thought. I waited for her to take the boot off. But she didn't. She was just doing cleaning. Come on tori I thought. Take it off. Eventually she did. And threw the boot down. I managed to unwrap myself. And ran to the front door. Went outside. And took the antidote. 2 mins later. I was back to normal. My clothes were dirty and wet. But my god what a day. I got home. Looked at the boots on the floor where she had thrown them. And smiled. She came up to me. Went to kiss me and said that I stank of sweaty feet. Go and shower. If only you knew I said.
Reflecting on my day. I dont think I'll be doing it again any time soon. And my curiosity hopefully won't get the better of me again.
