Trigger warning:
Pedophilia??
Cursing
Body shaming
Racism?????? Not really though
Other stuff you'd expect from Class of '09
Yeah this is long
Tbh I think I'm gonna stop putting trigger warnings 😭😭
[California]
Hey, you're on time..
[Oregon]
I'm already so fuckin over this
[California]
...
All I said was hi..
[Oregon]
I wish I was high..
Do you think I'm here this early by choice?!?
[California]
sigh
What is it this time?
[Oregon]
I'm still awake from last night cause my mom accidentally took one of my brother's Adderalls
[California]
Instead of what?
[Oregon]
I don't know
Like oxy or morphine or something
They give old people heroine to mellow out over gas prices
[California]
Do those pills even look the same?
[Oregon]
Anyway! She won't shut the fuck up over how many days I missed
I'm like "Mom if I can't go to sleep I'm gonna miss another day"
[California]
Well wasn't she right?
You're here early for the first time in forever
[Oregon]
Oh my god it's like I'm talking to a guy..
Can't you just agree with me and say "Yeah she's a bitch"
[California]
Okay sorry Oregon??
Your mom is a bitch..
Fucking...
Whore..?
[Oregon]
Okay now I feel better
This us why we have friends
[California]
We're really white..
[Wyoming]
Oh guys what's up?
Did I tell you I got a iPhone for my birthday?
[California]
That's uh.. that's cool
[Oregon]
We talk to you like once a month
[Wyoming]
Oh..
Well yeah it's crazy cause I didn't know iPhones could do this much bro
[Oregon]
Will it kill an Asian child or is that just when it's being made?
[Wyoming]
That's um.. nah
But there's like all these cool apps, like I know there's YouTube and stuff but there's apps where you can like shoot guns and pop bubbles and stuff
[California]
You mean games..?
[Wyoming]
It's not even games it's just apps!
Like there's an app for this, there's am app for that
[Oregon]
Is there an app that'll make you fuck off and kill yourself?
[Wyoming]
Um is that like a joke or are we-
[California]
Just go!!
[Wyoming]
Haha..
You guys are crazy
Wyoming walks away
[Oregon]
That alone was way too much in the morning
There's no way I'm getting through these classes
[California]
Are you gonna skip again?
[Oregon]
What choice did he leave me?
I can't see anyone like him for the rest of the day or I'm gonna go insane
C'mon let's go somewhere
[California]
I have a quiz Oregon
[Oregon]
Oh you're gonna miss your scantron memory game?
Just retake it tomorrow
