Student-Teacher

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Tbh if you were cool with the previous chapter this shouldn't be that bad

[New Hampshire]
Wyoming?

[Wyoming]
Here

[New Hampshire]
Utah?

[Utah]
Uh huh...

[New Hampshire]
UTAH??

[Utah]
Dude I'm literally standing right in front of you

[New Hampshire]
Just making sure we do it right..

[Oregon]
Doing what right?

[New Hampshire]
Taking attendance
Oregon, tardy

[Oregon]
The fuck you mean "tardy"?
I'm here

[New Hampshire]
Meaning you're late?

[Oregon]
Since when are you in charge of that?
You're a student just like us

[New Hampshire]
As of last week not anymore!
Miss CIA made me student-teacher while she's off working on a professional stage production

[Oregon]
And what makes you so special?

[New Hampshire]
I was top of the drama class in middle school?
We can't have a bad actor teaching the class

[Oregon]
Well I don't think you're a good actor either
You probably couldn't even lie to the police

[Utah]
Yeah honestly

[New Hampshire]
Don't take his side!

[Utah]
Why not he's right

[New Hampshire]
Cause I'm your student-teacher and I have the power to write you up!
Any other questions?

[Oregon]
...
Has a guy ever killed himself while dating you?

[New Hampshire]
SO ANYWAY!
Today we'll break up into two separate groups:
One'll do a table read exercise,
The other will be improvised acting
So who wants to do what?

[Utah]
I don't wanna do anything!
The teacher isn't even here, can't we just hang out??

[New Hampshire]
Why would you sign up for drama if you don't even care about acting!?

[Utah]
IT'S A FUCK AROUND CLASS
Like we're gonna be actors one day

[Oregon]
Yeah
No offense New Hampshire, but you're kinda not pretty enough to be in movies
I don't get why you wanna act

[New Hampshire]
Acting isn't about looks!
It's about talent and creativity

[Utah]
When was the last time you saw an ugly girl star in a movie..?

[New Hampshire]
Stop calling me ugly!

[Utah]
No I'm calling you uGlY!

[Oregon]
I am

[Utah]
You're just like..
Uh...

[New Hampshire]
Like what!?

[Utah]
...
You look like the girl from Harry Potter but not photogenic..

[Wyoming]
Oh yeah I see it!

[New Hampshire]
Alright I'm done with this!!
Get in your groups or I'm writing you all up!!!!!!!

The scene changes 😘😘

[New Hampshire]
So you just read aloud–
But act it out as if you were saying it on stage

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