I stretched as I lay in bed, with the covers over me and Trevor's arm wrapped around my waist. Trevor groaned and brought me closer to him, "Good morning, lovely." I smiled and kissed his nose, "Good morning, handsome. Time to get up." We both got up and headed down to the kitchen, hand in hand. Trevor smiled as we both walked through the kitchen door, "Hey, so I heard Sam and Jay actually booked a guest?"
I looked to see a teenage girl that looked like she was stuck in the eighties standing in front of us and she looked at our intertwined hands, chuckling, "Hi, Trevor. Who's this?" Trevor wrapped his arm around my waist, "Hi, Stephanie. How are you? This is my girlfriend." Stephanie hip-bumped me out of the way and fiddled with Trevor's tie, "Did you miss me?" Trevor didn't look comfortable, "Just the normal amount that an adult should miss a teenager." Trevor avoided her and ran behind me as I crossed my arms and glared at the teenage ghost.
Stephanie glared at me, "So how old are you?" I grinned, "The same age as Trevor. It's a shame that you couldn't make it past sixteen to ever get the opportunity." Stephanie growled at me, "I'm almost eighteen!" I faked a pity look, "You mean you were almost eighteen?" Pete cut in, "Okay! So Stephanie this is Magnolia, Hetty's twice great-granddaughter and her cousin is the living lady of the house along with Maggie's best friend, Jay." Stephanie was confused, "What did you like die last week?" I smirked, "Yep. But I was dating Trevor when I was alive. I could touch ghosts and my sister can talk to them and see them. Now, my ghost power is that I can touch the living."
Stephanie sneered, "Sure she can." Pete defended me, "Actually she can." Sam came into the kitchen, "Maggie, I can't find it." She stopped in confusion and Hetty smiled, "Samantha, you must meet Stephanie." Sam smiled, "Oh, another one! Why not? Uh, hi, I'm Sam." Stephanie crossed her arms, "Hey." Isacc explained to Sam, "Stephanie's a ghost that lives in the attic and sleeps most of the year." Sam smiled, "I-I really like your dress."
Stephanie smiled, "I died on my way to prom. Really sucked. Chainsaw murder." Sam looked horrified, "God, that's awful." Stephanie smirked, "Yeah. Must have been worse than how Mongolia died." Sam chuckled nervously, "It's actually Magnolia and she was murdered by a serial killer and rapist that was after her for years." Stephanie was slient and I snickered, "That's two points for the Magster."
Sam tried to relate, "You know, I actually had kind of a bad prom too." I cut her off, "Sam. Don't. You didn't get killed." Sam looked embarrassed, "Oh, well, I'm gone just, uh, help Jay with some stuff, but it is nice to meet you, and I'm sure I'll see you later on. Bye." Sam left quickly and Stephanie faced us, "That was awkward. So, Trevor-" I grabbed Trevor's tie and started pulling him behind me as he grinned, "Is it eleven already?" I could hear Stephanie stomp her foot but I wasn't going to punch her......yet.
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I walked downstairs to see Sam looking upset holding a bag of baguettes. I was confused, "Sam? I thought you grew out of the phase?" I heard cheering behind me and I glared at everyone, "What the fuck is wrong with you?" Pete came walking around the corner and Sam teared up, "Pete, you told them about this?" Pete was upset, "No. I mean, yes, but I just..." Stephanie did a french accent, "Oh, ho. Is the lady upset about the little prank?" I seethed, "That's it!" Sam pointed at me, "Jay! Grab her!" Jay lunged forward and wrapped his arms around me as I struggled, "I'm going to fucking kill you again!"
Sam teared up more, "I can't believe you did that Pete!" She stomped off, dropping the bag of bread and I struggled harder against my best friend, "Jay has to let me go sometime and when he does, I'm going to make you regret dying here!" All of the other ghosts left as Jay continued to struggle, "Mags, you can't fight Sam's battles for her!" I snarled, "But I sure as hell can fight a bitch!" I finally got out of Jay's grasp and he cursed, "Shit! I can't see you now! TREVOR!" I ran into the room that the ghosts were in, only for Thor to pick me up and throw me over his shoulder, "Let me go! I'm gonna cut a bitch!"
Trevor smiled at me, "How are you doing?" I glared at him, "Tell Thor to let me go or I'm not having sex with you for a month." Trevor grinned, "You couldn't keep up with that yourself, darling. Sorry." I groaned, "Damn you. I just want to punch her once. In the face. Then the throat. Then the head." Thor laughed loudly, "Thor likes Maggie! She's fun!" I wiggled my eyebrows at Trevor, "Hey, Thor. If you put me down-" Trevor glared at me, "Finish that sentence and I'll make you my brat." I smirked widely and Trevor narrowed his eyes, "I dare you." I grinned, "Sass would be my pick to replace you if you got sucked off."
Trevor yanked me off Thor's shoulder and threw me over his, stomping off to our room.
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I smiled as I wrapped my arms around Trevor's neck, "So what brings you here?" Trevor smiled, "Well, I should be asking you that. You were alive when you came here." 'Kiss Me' started playing and I knew it was Jay and Sam but we ignored them. Stephanie came over and smiled at Trevor, "You know. We can have what they have." Trevor deadpanned at her, "No." Trevor dragged me off to another spot to dance with him. Trevor smiled at me, "What would you say if I asked you to marry me?" I was startled, "Trevor-" Trevor cut me off, "You don't have to answer right now. I just know that I want to spend the rest of my eternal life with you. I love you, Magnolia." I smiled, "I love you too, Trevor. My answer is..."

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