⚠️MY AU!! ALASTOR ISNT ACE!!! IF YOU DONT LIKE IT DONT READ IT!!! (respectfully) ⚠️
this takes place after the battle (masterless cattle, overlords hanging by a thread, with a bit of bravado, maybe tomorrow, we'll be atop the heap! while the rest of hells pissing, alastors missing! fled with his tail between his legs! Nature abhors a power vacuum, That leaves room for you and me! The future of Hell belongs to the Vees! MWAHAHAHA) uh anyways :3
charlie and the others fixed up the hotel. alastor was in his new room and lucifer decided to stay at the hotel. lucifers room and alastors room were at the very top of the hotel.
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it's been 1 month since lucifer moved into the hotel. he was walking down the stairs since charlie called a meeting. alastor was walking behind him and pushed him down the stairs. he then walked over to the meeting spot. "sorry everyone~! i was doing important things~!" alastor said. "oh is short king now named important things~?" angel said. alastor glared at him. knowing it would never happen.
or so he thought.
just then lucifer ran over to the meeting spot. "HE PUSHED ME DOWN THE FUCKING STAIRS!!!" lucifer yelled while breathing heavily. "push is such a strong word.. i prefer.. giving a little nudge." alastor replied. "oh i'll give you a little nudge when is shove my foot up your ass!" lucifer said while waking over to the group. "guys stop fighting!" charlie said. "now to the meeting! i have some exiting news... THE EXTERMINATIONS ARE CANCELED UNTILL FURTHER NOTICE!!!" charlie yelled.
another month went past.
when lucifer was going to get a couple things from his room, alastor was talking to someone. he was standing at the door listening.
Al's room
he was listening to his radio, and something happened to it. static started going through it. "ALASTOR!!".. "what do you want vox. i'm not in the mood to deal with your shit." "this is the only time i'm gonna contact you through this ugly fucking radio. anyways. IM GOING TO THE MEETING IN 3 MONTHS!!! IM GOING TO GET ALL THE DIRT I CAN ON YOU AND SHOW IT TO EVERYONE!!! HAHA!!" "good luck old pal~!" alastor replied. "UGH KYS-" then there was radio silence. the loudest static he's ever heard came through. "ack my ears!" al said. "alastor~!" it was lillith. "w-what do you want lillith." "oh alastor calm down~! i just wanted to check in on you~" "well you did so get out of my radio- OW!!" "don't worry alastor i can open you wounds as i please~! well i'll get going now i'm really busy!! bye~!" and she left. "fucking bitch." and lucifer came in.
alastor was holding his chest and his ears were down. "...alastor..? are you okay..?" lucifer asked. "i-im fine..!!" "your bleeding all over your bed. your not okay! let me help you! also why were you talking to.. that vox guys on the radio? also LILLITH???" "why d-do you care..?" "because of charlie." lucifer lied. he actually really likes alastor but he doesn't think alastor likes him back. "so let me help you alastor. also i overheard.. are you on... lilliths leash?" "who told you....?" alastor said as his eyes went to radio dials. "i heard it. i can fix it. just let me help you." "...fine." alastor replied. "great!" and alastors wound got healed. "so now you have to give your soul to me.. so i can get rid of the contract between you and lillith." "what?? can't you just idk delete it??" "no it has to be given to someone else. so do you exept.?" "fine. aslong as you don't kiss my forehead all creepy like she did." and alastor signed the contract for lucifer to own his soul. "thank you alastor." "no thank YOU."
2 months past.
"hey lucifer. i have a question." alastor said. "uhh what's up?" lucifer said. "why don't you ever put me on a chain...?" "because i'm not a horrible person." "w-well..." "well what alastor...?" "i-i wouldn't mind if you did..?" alastor said as he blushed a little. "what?" lucifer said. "forget it!! i-i'll be in my room..!" alastor said as he teleported away.
a couple minutes later
'well that was stupid. what was i thinking?' alastor thought to himself while he was hugging a body pillow and kicking his feet. then lucifer came in quietly.
he saw alastor and he decided something. he made a gold chain appear around alastors neck as he pulled it.
"ah~" alastor said. "oh al i didn't know you were so kinky~" lucifer said. and alastor pulled lucifer into a big kiss. and it started. (anyways so idk how to start this so they uhh stripped and yeah stuff was happening 🤩🤩) "a-alastor~ yes~" lucifer was moaning alastor was holding onto his shoulder (biting it) and thrusting into him as he was holding his hips. "your so hot lu~" alastor said. they were sexing and stuff idrk how to write this shit as you can tell 🤩 lucifer was trying to hold in his moans. "you don't have to be quiet deer~ your the king of hell himself~" alastor said. "Ahh~ fuck~ al~ ugh~" lucifer was moaning a lot🤩 (we're gonna skip a bit) "ah~ fuck i'm gonna cùm~" alastor said. "mmfh~ ahh~" by the end of this poor luci was a moaning mess and shit 🤩
they got dressed and after one last kiss lucifer teleported to his room and they both came out of their separate rooms.
their relationship is going pretty well.. right...?
alastor was going down the stairs and: "oh smiles~! i heard everything~! it was hot~!" angel said. "i- what?! if you tell anyone i WILL murder you in cold blood." alastor said. "okay smiles chill!!" And alastor told everyone he's going to his friends place. (rosie🤩(we love rosie) anyways!)
