Odd-inary - Hyunho Ohe Shot

Odd-inary

"Oh, my god! His biceps! How they flexed when he was gripping me so tightly! Ah, Jisung! I tell you, he is so handsome!" Felix swooned, thinking back at last week's hook-up.

"I wouldn't know. I had my face buried in the pillows." Jisung frowned.

"You did it doggy style? Why?"

"It seemed appropriate at the time." Jisung mused and Felix hummed.

"Guys! Too much information!" Minho whined.

Felix and Jisung, also known as the Sunshine Twins for their happy-go-lucky demeanor, looked at their purple haired friend unfazed.

"You should see him, hyung!"

"Yeah, you should really try him out, too!"

The Sunshine Twins were hopping excitedly on the balls of their feet. Minho rolled his eyes.

All this for a guy? Seriously?

"Not just any guy, hyung!" Said Felix as if he actually read Minho's mind.

"No, no!" Jisung shook his head vigorously.

"The best fuck ever!" They sang in unison.

Minho looked at them, bewildered. "Did you too have him together?"

The twins stared back. "Do you mean like a threesome?" Minho nodded. "How come we did not think about that?" Jisung whispered surprised. Felix just shrugged, equally astound by their lack of creativity - how come they didn't think of that? - but turned to their purple haired friend and answered.

"No! I hooked up with him last Friday." Felix's golden locks bounced with excitement.

"I did him... Saturday before... umm..." The blue haired boy scratched his head skeptically.

Minho scoffed. "Jisung, you are such a sl*t! You don't even remember when you didn't have sex, never mind with whom!"

(A/N: Now, don't get your knickers in a twist, this is just friendly banter between them)

The boy stuck his tongue out. "I'm holding auditions. It's not my fault that most don't deserve a callback." He added, flipping his imaginary blue mane making Minho roll his eyes.

"So, are you going to hook up with this wondrous man again?" Minho asked, not really curious.

They twins frowned. "Nooo..." Felix wailed.

"Why?"Minho's curiosity flared with the sudden whine of the blond's usually baritone voice.

"He doesn't do encores." Jisung clarified in a hushed voice.

"He doesn't do what?"

"One time only. Thank you, next!"

"So, there is a bigger sl*t than you in this club. No shame, though." Minho sniggered.

"You are just jealous." Jisung shrugged.

"Of what?"

"My undeniable charm!"

"Delusional!" Minho stifled a laugh.

Meantime, Felix remained quiet.

"What is it, sunshine? Why are you so quite?" Jisung asked his twin with concern written all over his features.

"Actually..." The blond boy started talking. "I think hyung has a point."

"He does?"His twin asked in bewilderment.

"I do?!?" Minho exclaimed even more surprised.

"Maybe he can have us both!" Felix's eyes lit up.

"What?" Jisung furrowed his brows skeptically.