This book was started by Hipster_reader so i'm dedicating this whole book to her Whooo gooooo Sam!!!!!!!
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After my lovely day of school, note the sarcasm there. I was walking down the street on my way home from school, which mind you is a 2 hour walk. My plan is to get home and get to my netflix and fresh baked honey muffins. One thing you should know about me is that i only eat honey muffins when im stressed their like my medicine when i'm dying from a fever or also known as "love sick" or "heartbroken".
Anyway, as im walking down the sidewalk home i hear familar giggling when passed a certain someone's house aka Becca's house. I looked up and she and her boyfriend roger were making out in her front porch.
I got so jealous but for what reason well thats another story to tell UGH i just wish he could notice me and not that face sucking, back stabbing, bff of mine. You know what forget that tall, good looking, heart stopping boy he'a missing out on all this.
-slap- "OUCH." i rubbed my cheek i had to snap myself out of that i cant keep thinking about him its useless and a waste of time. He'll never love the weird girl that's best friends well ex-bestfriends with his girlfriend.
I was almost past my mailbox when my other neighbor jordan that lives across from me yelled "Yo Liv i see your still single baby why dont you take my offer i could rock your world girl." I put up my middle finger in his direction and stomped up my drive way to my front door.
That scrawny fuck face loser can't bang anything cause his dick is too small, but thats none of my bussiness. I walked threw the front door, slammed it shut and yelled to see if either my mom or any of my siblings were home. No one answered so i just walked to the kitchen threw my back pack down and warmed my honey muffins mmmm how i love these muffins so much.
But of course my peace was ruined when a knock came from the front door. I growled in fustration when another loud knock reached my ears i peaked around the corner to make sure i wasnt hearing things when the person on the other side of the door started drumming hard on the door. I huffed and closed my eyes and snatched the door open and said "look unless your here to give me a back massage go away and please never return."
I hear a light laugh and a deep chuckle and open my eyes to see lux, and lawrance my two best friends since freshman year "well boo boo if anything you need to give me a massage for ditching us at lunch" said lawrance. Then Lux said "Yeah what was up with you today?" I rubbed my face and let them in the house.
"I'm sorry guys its just that becca broke off our friendship for roger again". Lux then said "OH MY FUCKING GOSH THATS LIKE THE THIRD TIME THIS YEAR." I then said "yeah i know" and sat down on the leather couch thats in my living room.
Lawrance sat next to me and hugged me "Its ok liv you know she's just going through a phase". I nodded my head in agreement then said "Yeah I guess."
Lux scrunched her face up and sniffed the air "Hey live why does it smell like burnt honey muffins?" I jumped and ran to the kitchen and yelled "NOOO NOT MY HONEY MUFFINS."
