Kai and the insane adventures of the three musketeers

Kai says hi with friends

Kai: Hellooooo! My name is Kai. Welcome to the adventure.

Reira: I am buying fireworks, but all the cool fireworks are illegal.

Eriza: There must be a reason for that. That would be like "But all the cool drugs are illegal. ;-;

Kai: O.o what guys, that has nothing to do with our intro...

Reira: *humming*

Eriza: lol it's my relaxation time! Lets play some video games...!!

Kai: wait what? Woah woah woah. What game?

Eriza: wizzzzard 101

Kai: ...okay lets do it

Reira: 69 text messages guys....

Kai: illegal!!!

Reira: ...

Eriza: but all the cool murders are illegal!!!

Reira: ...what

Kai: rofl

Eriza: gotta stay high all the time

Kai: because you should go die~

Reira: that is not how it goes...

Kai: and i am really shy~~

Reira: you're shy...O.e

Eriza: Pokemon! Gotta catch em all!!!

Kai: Warriors! Cats are awesome sauce!!

Reira: Kai, you are officially the person who ruined my life..

Kai: its more your fault! You wanted to know where I watched my anime!! *pouts*

Reira: It's 75 you, 25 me

Kai: you got that backwards...

Eriza: off topic! *squirts with water gun*

Reira: *screams*

Kai: *noms brownies*

Eta: Kai, wtf is wrong with your friends?!

Reira: ...You mean her

Kai: Eta, you are one of my friends too! *tackles*

Eriza: The Four Donuts 2.0!

Dede: What about me?

Eriza: ...

Kai: You ain't weird enough. *playing with chainsaw*

Eta: I don't want to be paired with them...

Kai: *huggles Eta* It's okay, Eta, its gonna be okay, its gonna be okay... *repeats in creepy voice with creepy face* *giggles like a maniac*

Mils: Not this again!

Kai: Milsie Milla! *tackle-hugs*

Mils: Why me..

Eriza: *pokes Eta with a stick* we were besties, oh way back when~!! *sings to Spongebob theme song tune*

Reira: *squeals* Omg yas! *shows Eriza weird pictures*

Reira and Eriza: *laugh weirdly together*

Dede: I'm gonna go...

Kai: Bye DD!!

Mils: I can breath!!

Eta: Hey, Mils, its been a while!

Mils: Yeah...it has...I think Kai has gotten 20% crazier...

Kai: Cooler! It needs to be 20% cooler, RD!!!

(Mlp ref)

Mils: ...I am gonna leave too...

Kai: aw, bye...Milsie Mils.

Eta: ...Kai...Kai...Kai!

Kai: *drawing in dirt with a stick* *sniffs* yeah...?

Eta: ...Kai...what are you doing?

Kai: ...drawing...

Reira: Oh! I wanna see!

Eriza: Me, too!

Eta: ...

Reira: ...

Eriza: ...

Kai: ...

Kai: its awful, i know! *starts bawling*

Eta: No...its good!

Kai: you are so much better than me at drawing...TT.TT

Reira: its better than anything I can draw...

Eriza: Yeah...

Kai: *sniffs* Ya think so?

Eta: *nods*

Kai: *sees tenth doctor* *goes quiet*

Eta: Kai? Whats wrong?

Reira: *spots Ten* Oh...No...this is bad...

Eta and Eriza: ???

Kai: *runs screaming and fangirling over to the tenth doctor* OMG!! Tennie, I found you!! My baby! You are so cute!! *huggles Ten*

(Doctor who ref)

Reira: Kai, you're suffocating him...

Kai: *lets go*

Ten: *runs away*

Kai: Nuuuu! Tennie come back!!!

Reira: *has idea*

Eriza: *figures Reiras idea out*

Reira: Look, Kai! It's Kaneki! *points in opposite direction*

Eriza: *dragging Kaneki from Tokyo Ghoul to where Reira is pointing*

Eta: Who is Kaneki?

Reira: *internally fangirling*

Kai: OMFG!! It's my baby!!! KANEKI!! I LOVE YOU, YOU ARE PERFECTION!!! *tackles Kaneki in a hug*

Eriza: Def likes him...

Eta: ...I am assuming he ISN'T from Death Note...

Eriza: *is slightly lost*

Reira: *fangirling slightly*

Kai: *still hugging Kaneki tightly*

Kaneki: ...

Eta: ...Kai is officially insane...

Eriza: You don't say...

Reira: You should see her ocs...*cough* Kaitlin *cough*

Kai: *walks over, dragging Kaneki behind her* Eta is a huge Percy Jackson and Harry Potter fangirl.

Reira: Eriza is obssessed with a minecraft show on youtube called Mianite.

Eriza: Reira loves Doctor who and anime...

Kai: And Kaneki is innocent and perfect and never did anything wrong...

Kaneki: ...

Reira: We should end this here -.-"

Eriza: Yeah...

Eta: percabeth is the only ship....*muttering to herself*

Kai: Well bye Lovelies!! Kaneki say goodbye *in sweet voice*

Kaneki: Um...well...Bye...

Kai: *fangirling* So. Freaking. Adorable!!!

A/N
This is an overexaggeration of my weirdness and my friends but partially not...some things said are actually things they said or wrote...Yes Kaneki is perfect and adorable. If you haven't, go watch Tokyo Ghoul now. Bc it is amazing and perfect...

TT.TT too bad this isn't real...I wanna meet Kaneki...Welp...Hope you enjoy the randomness. Have some popcorn, relax, and laugh your head off if you want.

Hope you enjoyed this update and look out for future updates!
-M-Kai-£M (Kai/me interrupted my signature :/)

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-Kãï

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