What A Monster

Chapter 3: Eat, Puke, and Be Wary

Chris: Previously on Total Drama: Revenge of the Island...Mike's new attitude makes the other contestants scared, And a challenge turned into an epic air battle turned into an epic fail when Cameron crashed her ride and her chances of winning. Vanoss got shafted by Scott, Scott got scared by shark, and Jo got chucked by catapult. We're down to the final four. What will Mike plan next? Who's going to the finals? And who's gonna be cut loose? [chuckles] Yeah. Like that. Find out right now on Total! Drama! Revenge of the Island!

*intro*

???: *running to two figures* Okay, Tommy and I found them.

???: Team 6? And Moo?

Tommy: Yep. The one and onlys.

???: Think they know we're here?

???: Not yet, Mason. But with Mike being evil. Vanoss can't do it alone.

Mason: Who do you know?

???: Follow me.

The Four Unknowns hid behind the Communal bathroom. These four were Alpha Team. Top Team of The Energy Division. They were Eddie, Buck, Tommy and Mason. They all peek behind the communal bathroom and hear Vanoss looking sad and at the mirror.

Vanoss: *sighs and sings* I am hanging in the bathroom

At the final four of the island fall

I could stay right here or disappear

And nobody'd even notice at all

I'm a owl in a bathroom 'cause my buddy kinda left me alone

But I'd rather chill out here or stand nervously

Or pretend to check on the contestants

Everything felt fine

When I was half of a pair

And through no fault of mine

There's no other half there

Now I'm just

Vanoss in the bathroom

Vanoss in the bathroom at the final four

Forget how long its been

I'm just Vanoss in the bathroom

Vanoss in the bathroom at the final four

No, you can't do this

I'm waiting it out 'til it's Challenge time

And picking at grout as I try to rhyme

I'm just

Vanoss who you do know

Vanoss flying solo

Vanoss in the bathroom by himself

All by himself

I am hiding,

But he's out there

Just ignoring all our history

Memories get erased

And I'll get replaced

With his newer cooler version of him

And I heard what she said

About Multiple Mikes

"I'm sorry, Mike, but I only see you as a friend!"

And my feelings sink

Cause it makes me think

Now there's no one to make fun with friends anymore