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Christmas Day 3:00 in the morning
Friend: Are you awake
Me: No I'm delivering presents to all the good boys and girls
Freind: OMG YOUR SANTA
Me: -_-
Friend: Ooh are you the Easter bunny to?!?!
Me: Yes I lay chocolate eggs
Freind: REALY!!!! SHOW ME
Me: they are in the sewer
Freind: -_-

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