Wade's POV:
Spidey just walked into the bathroom and within moments his hand comes out and gives me his suit while I handed mine over in return.
"Deadpool why does this smell like you drenched it in my cologne?" Spidey asked.
"It smelled bad so I figured I'd help it out a little." I say while holding up the small suit before me, "Spidey are you sure this thing will stretch enough to fit me?"
"I'm sure"
"I'm big"
"Sure"
"Like really big and I don't know if this little thing will..." I start before the door opens and I see Spidey wearing my suit and I couldn't help but stare at him.
"SHOOT sorry Deadpool I didn't mean to come out when you're..." he shuts the door again and I realize my lack of attire.
"It's fine Spidey you get that look on the house, but next time you're going to have to pay to see this." I say while squeezing into the spandex suit.
"No thank you" I hear from the other side of the door.
"So polite. Didn't you ever feel the urge to do something crazy?" I ask.
"This is about as crazy as I get, sorry to disappoint" he says sarcastically.
"So sassy today" I say, smiling to myself.
"Ok Deadpool how do I look?" he says while strutting around in my suit.
I couldn't help but feel satisfaction in seeing him in my clothing. It's like he's our boyfriend says White. Or he's using us like anybody else and then drop us the moment he doesn't need us says Yellow.
"That is uncalled for" I say.
"What is?" Spidey asked.
"How good you look in my suit. It's just so cute"
"You are ridiculous" he huffs.
"I like to think that I am fabulously unmatched in looks, humor, and charm"
"Unmatched in how small your brain compacity allows you to filter your words into normal sentences." he says.
"Normal is boring. Be like a taco and season up your life. Learn to throw a bomb and watch how fast it stirs up your life." I recommend.
"I'll pass"
He walks past me and starts walking out of the door I watch from the doorway and then follow behind him from a distance. He makes it to the exit door and I wait for him at the window. He waves me down and so I did the only logical thing and jumped out of the window.
"Deadpool NOO!" he says as alarms go off inside the building. I hear a phone ringing and answer.
"Hellooo I am unable to come to the phone right now so please leave your message after the splat of my bones" I say while falling down the tall building.
"DEADPOOL WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!" Stark shouts.
"I'm falling."
"Sorry Mr. Stark! Hang up call!" Spidey commands as he swooped in and caught me.
"Awe you do care" I say.
"You were supposed to leave from the backway so that F.R.I.D.A.Y. would recognize your body's size, height, and statue to not set off the alarms." he reminds me.
"That's right." I say, "Sorry about that you confused me with those inviting and open arm signals you gave me from way up there."
"I swear Deadpool..." he says while shaking his head.
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SpideyPool (Sick Spider)
FanficDISCLAIMER: I obviously don't own any of the characters or the art. Its SpideyPool and Peter is a college student and in his 20s so this is a little different story for our favorite ship. Read if you like.
