you suddenly got into mewing heaven
"NYAAAN DESU WHAT TEH FUCK IS THIS"
you see the ultra-super-duper koolaid awesomeness awesome of the yuri buri duck when the awesome sigma male skibidi monika from ddlc sogma amogus ultra-super-duper koolaid awesomeness awesome of the yuri buri duck when the awesome sigma male skibidi monika from ddlc sogma amogus ultra-super-duper koolaid awesomeness awesome of the yuri buri duck when the awesome sigma male skibidi monika from ddlc sogma amogusultra-super-duper koolaid awesomeness awesome of the yuri buri duck when the awesome sigma male skibidi monika from ddlc sogma amogusultra-super-duper koolaid awesomeness awesome of the yuri buri duck when the awesome sigma male skibidi monika from ddlc sogma amogusultra-super-duper koolaid awesomeness awesome of the yuri buri duck when the awesome sigma male skibidi monika from ddlc sogma amogusultra-super-duper koolaid awesomeness awesome of the yuri buri duck when the awesome sigma male skibidi monika from ddlc sogma amogusultra-super-duper koolaid awesomeness awesome of the yuri buri duck when the awesome sigma male skibidi monika from ddlc sogma amogusultra-super-duper koolaid awesomeness awesome of the yuri buri duck when the awesome sigma male skibidi monika from ddlc sogma amogus ...
MEWING GOD!!!
"erm what the sigma"
he said
"lana rey will u surf me lemmay"
and hell no,you didn't understand ANYTHING.
u randomly said:
"yes bill its yhe day of the parade and u look sigmaer than the day that i left you"
..."wait WHAT UR THE MEWING GOD?????"
"yes poorass" he said (author noet: he called ME poorass because im writing this on wattpad instead of ao3 im so sorry Y/N um actually im not plz just read this BAKA O_O)
"mewing hod where am i???"
"yya ur in the MEWING zone and if u dont mew i will TOUCH YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
since in this fic youre GAY/HETRO (if ur a girl ur gay because in this fic u like femal. if ur boy ur heter becaos u like femla.) u DO NOT want a man to touch your beautiful body so like u vomit on the mewing god and start mewing desperately.
"umm miss mewing god"
"but im a boy"
"doomed yuri"
"what ur not even a girl ur a pokemon character"
"umm ok anyways miss mewing god is there mwing hell?"
"yes there is and there are only FAT disco-"
as soon as you hear "disc"...you know he means...
d-...
d-d-d-d-....
DISCORD MODS UWU NYAA????!?!!!!!
what the fuck
"QJAT???? EWWW FAT DOBCIRD MODS IM GONNA VOMIT."
"yeah so always mew,alpha skibidi"
"yessir" u said as u kissed the picture of ryan Reynolds on the wall
(theres a wall made of grass randomly there plus AHAJHAHAHA THAT COULD NOT BE ME EAWWW MEN EWWWW MEN MEN EW haha)
but umm anywas,
someone is
watching......................
you,.,, and they are
waiting.....
a red sussy shadow
casts over the heaven...
...
YOU ARE READING
how to mew (LIMITED SIGMA EDITION)
Horrortjis is jow you new. read so you live. and if u dont wanna live then read to not liv. tank you.
