sara converts to lesbianism

idk bro

this fic is satire and lazy idfk man

sara becomes a girlkisser and acts like the green haired blue shirt girl from nyan neko sugar girls because if she saw her shed probably kin her and thijnk shes literalyl her wannabe cutecore wannabe,..... this ones for you sara! take this message as much to heart as you did when you put your knife there!  x

u should become a girlkisser so no man ever has to witness you n get stalked by you ever again ^_^

shoutout to rev btw hi homo man kisser

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Sara, an ordinary highschool girl sat at her desk, at the very back of the classroom facing the window. She was in class during a lecture, and she found it to be very boring. Rev was sitting beside her. She blushed and smiled to herself and thought 'OMG! THIS IS SO SUGOI!! >_< H..h.h.h..h.he's sitting next to me?? G..g.g.gah.. h..he'll be mine forever!! heh!!'

Sara is also a creep who loves stalking her crushes and acting posessive. She's an Anayo aishi wannabe, even though she smells like aishit. She probably hasn't showered in ages..!!

Rev seems to be thinking the same thing and whispering it to herself. Somehow she overhears him. 'NYAAA!!! THIS IS SO NOT SUGOI!!' 

'rev chan!! y.y..y.y.you will be mine forever!! a.a..a.and only mine!! ggrrr... no one will take you away from me!! dattebayo!! heh.. me and you should get freaky to deftones.. wanna watch south park together.. that woudl be so sugoi !!! >_<'

'what the fuck'

'REV CHAN!! Y>.Y>>YYO..YOURE SO MENA!! GRR.. heh.. ig...i guess i deserve it.. wanna see something bad i did?? heh., i got a little silly.. im so emo.. heh... guess i deserbe it..''

Sara blushed and looked away. Despite her little lash out, she decided now would be the perfect time to confesss, when they're both together. They were close for 3 years, but slowly they've been drifting away.. (which is completely her fault, and no one likes her so she clings to other people she doesn't even know), so surely she had to confess now!!

'rev c..c.chan.. i..i need to tell you something!! nya!!'

'bro wtf do you want'

'i..i..i love you.. be mine.. heh... GAH!!' *blushes*

'no????????????? youve barely talked to me in like forever'

'h..h.h.h.h.h..h.hhey.. ..u...i.i.i.i.i.i.m sorry revvy.. forgive me.. for what im about to do.. heh.. i guess i deserve it..'

- ♡ - time skip to night or somehting idk man

Rev sat on his bed or whatever, his brother being annoying in the background He was on his phone, or computer, I don't know what the fuck he uses, with his crappy headphones he borrowed from his brother. He was relaxing for once after the busy day, until he got multiple notifications..

It was sara. she wrote a whole PARAGRAPH.

rev immediately looked at the text messages.

'nah bro i aint reading allat lmao' (as he should(n't idk how to say it)

- ♡ - saras pov (idk death stabbing yuri core blood trigger warning watch out ! ! skip this is the spookiness is not for you !! wowsers !! )

'hh.h.h..h.h..hheh.. m.n.n.n.n..n..m..m.mmhy one true love rejected me!! heh.. i guess i deserve it.. forigive me revvy for what im about to do.. i loved you and you only..'

after violently texting people goodbye messages and sending her pictures of things you'd see in a 2021 groupchat sent by a kid named 'arson', she grabbed the knife next to her.

and yeah she did a yuri moment. and she woke up in hospital and told everyone. when she woke up. she came to a realisation. rev was the reason all of this happened to her. rev was so selfish not to accept her confession or whatever (this is defiently what she thinks LMAO victim complex core) because shes loved him for so long. he wasnt appreciating her love. she decided that he doesnt love rev anymore. she hated him. and she would pay.

did she even like men anway?

all of them were so cruel, hurtful and gave her the ick. she hasn't liked a man that much truly, and just admires the feeling of love more than the actual person...

'n.n.n.n.nno.. this cant be happening to me,.. im not a fucking lesbian!!!!  b.b.b.b..b.but... heh..' she says as she wakes up in the hospital bed

the nurse comes in to check up on her.

s - 'h.h.h.h.h.h.ey.. hhh.h.h..he.h.h.... i did something bad.. f o r g i v e m e .. h e h ..'

'man i hate my job anyways what happened'

s - 'i.i.i.i... i did a yuri because the boy that lvoed me rejected me.. i hate men now.. guess i deserve it..'

'aight bet stay here lmao'

the nurse coems back with a weird looking drink. 'yo drink this' the nurse says.

she drinks it, thinking its medicine or something. besides, she'd have to take it easy. the knife luckily didnt deal any damage to her stomach, but it created a very deep and possibly permanent wound. she was even still bleeding out a little bit, but she only just woke up so she didnt know what was gonna happen to her.

s - 'erm.. what did i drink!! i dont feel better!! this is so not sugoi!!'

'ehmm we gave you the lesbian juice youre gonna like girls forever now'

'NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! I HATE GIRLS!! I HATE KISSING GIRLS!! IM HOMOPHOBIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I WILL NEVER KISS A GIEL!!!!!' she says, having a mental breakdown... heh.. l..liking girsl.. how could she!! this is even deeper than the lines on her arm that she sends to everyone!! oh em gee!'

suddenly, the most beautiful girl ever walks by. she geoes like 'ZAMN!!!!' and the nurse says 'youre gay now lol' but she doesnt give a shit. seh shoots her shot. her stomach magiclaly heals because im too fucking lazy to write a good plot, and she shoots her shot.

'h.h..h.h.h.h.ey.. i..u..u.i. normally dont do thsi.. but you got me feeling so kawaii! youre so sugoi!! c.c.c..can we kiss??/' *bllushes*

'ZAMN!!' s..s.sure.. heh.. i..i didnt know you like girls!!!

they both kiss passionately. that girl was her lesbian awakening and she has a newfound obsession with her. they exchange numbers, they fall in love and they start dating. rev finally gets left alone and gets peace. no im joking shes a salty bitch she still hates rev and attacks him daily. years later they get married. and she has 2 cats wwith her gf.

she calls her cats silly cars, wont pay child supprot and her wife hates her and they both get divorced. sara falls into a deep depression and yuris agian. the end >_<

rev also finds a bf because he loves men!! dont you rev!!!! man kisser!!

god why did this god horrid awful shitpost take like 30 minutes