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Krispy Chicken Nuggets

       I fix my eyebrows and tame my edges. Today is my first day of high school. I've been waiting for this day since I came out of the womb. I'm fierce and I am ready.
       As I walk into school, people stop and stare to look at my major glo up.
Being a boss ass bitch like me takes time and talent and I have neither of those things. I walk into my first class and the first person I see is Adam Sandler. He looks at me like he hasn't eaten in a few days and I'm a fresh crisp junior bacon cheese burger from Wendy's.
"I want to tear that ass up."he says. This bitch.
"yeet."I take a seat at my Gucci desk and begin to draw in my Louis Vuitton notebook with my Michael Kors  pen.
You're probably wondering "Who tf is this bomb ass bitch ?"
Well, nigga.
I am Nova.
The baddest bitch in the building. I've sold more albums than any artist in the world. I am more relevant than Drake's beef with Mik Meel and more relevant than Kim K's second mother. My power is far greater than any of Beyonce's live performances. Now you know who u fukin wit. ;)
I make my way to the lunchroom. Everybody knows that in order to conquer the school , you've gotta start in the cafeteria. I lead my squad to the center table. Who's in my squad you ask? Karla Kurtson, that dirty bitch from middle school. Ursula Pendergast, some pudgy chick I met in the clearance aisle at Kmart. Tara Tetalini, the dumbest girl in school. And Harry Styles, my boyfriend/slave. 
We sit at our table and trash talk every student in the cafeteria.
"Oh my god that acne. She looks like she has leprosy." Tara Tetallini points at a girl across the room. "Tara , do you even know what that means?" I say.
"Lol nope."
I google it on my phone and show her. Karla looks over and gags. Ursula Pendergast stuffs her face with a huge bite of her meatball hoagie."She looks like she shops at Kmart."
We all glance at each other.
I break the silence.
"Ursula, you shop at Kmart."
"Yeh, but the Kmart I shop at sells more than Selena Gomez's shitty clothes line,okay!!"
Tara Tettalini rolls her eyes.
"Yeah okay."
Harry starts feeding me my tater tots.
Suddenly, the room goes quiet and the once fun and bubbly atmosphere was now cold and unforgiving. Like that feeling you get when you realize Netflix only has two seasons of your favorite show. I look around to see  who killed the vibe and as soon as I see her, I  throw up in my mouth.
It was her.
Iskydick.
Even saying her name makes me want to break out into my ratchet 8th grade self again. I hold back,because then it'll fuck with my major glo up. I stand up straight as she makes her way towards me.
"Look what the cat dragged in."she says,looking at me from head to toe.
"If anyone was dragged in, it was you."
I raise a brow.
"Back off, IskyDick." Karla stands up.
IskyDick opens her mouth as if she was surprised. If I could, I'd shove a pencil down her throat, horizontally.
"You brought your little squad? Cute! You're gonna need them after I take over."
"As if that's ever gonna happen." Ursula says while licking chicken grease off of her finger tips.
I will not let this bitch try to steal the throne. This is my kingdom and no one speaks to the queen this way. Especially nappy headed dish rag sniffing booger eating germ infested roaches like IskyDick.
"Aw, I was expecting you to roast me like you usually do with your colorful vocabulary." she smiles.
"Well, sorry to disappoint but I have much more important things to do than waste my time with the likes of you." I shove her as I make my way out of the lunch room.
"When did Nova become such a soft limp dick?"
she hissed under her breath.
I :) am trying :) to :) keep :) my shit :) together :) but she keeps :) testing :) me. :)
I remain unbothered and ignore it as I walk to my next class.
I swear if I see that bitch again, I will show no mercy as I rip out her internal organs one by one.
I will not let my school year be ruined by a roach bitch.