PJO/ HHO jokes and stuff

Flappy Bird

One day on Long Island...
" TSUUUUUNAMIIII!!!" Leo yelled.
Piper came rushing out of the Aphrodite cabing" NOT AGAIN!"
" THAT'S THE THIRD TIME THIS WEEK!" Grover yelled JUST before the wave crashed into the shore, pissing of some canoers and other demigods on the beach. Suddenly the atmosphere darkened, as a soaked Annabeth got up from the sand." He installed that damed (Dam :D) game again didn't he?" Annabeth muttered. She walked, painfully slowly, no one dared to get in her way. From outside you could hear Percy shouting in the Poseidon cabin. " THREE! ONLY THREE! DAM YOU YOU STUPID BIRD!" Percy's shouts were furious. Annabeth walked in. " Seaweed brain, WHY DID YOU INSTALL THAT GODS FORSAKEN GAME AGAIN?!" " BECAUSE THE BIRD CAN'T GET PAST THREE!" " HOW IS THAT A REASON?!" ".... I don't know?" Was Percy's response. Suddenly, a bright flash appeared in the salt water fountain and Poseidon emerged." Percy, why have you been causing tidal waves at random?" "....." And then Leo burst in, " So let me get this straight. You cant help Percy with his quests to saaaaave the wooorld, but you just magically appear here because he's playing flappy bird?" Poseidon just stared at him " Aaaaaand now I'll be going." Leo said as he ran. " Percy, what's this flappy bird." Percy gave his phone to Poseidon.

* an in specified amount of time later

Reporter: We are facing the worst hurricane we have encountered tered in decades. Evacuation on Manhattan is necessary.

Great job Perce.