I'm Mad

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*Based on the song from Animaniacs*

Rosiepuff: 🎶Wake up, it's late! It's twenty minutes after eight, everyone get up, it's time to go, up and at 'em now! Come on, shake a leg, have some juice and scrambled egg, on the floor and out the door, let's get on our way!🎶

Floyd: Hey watch out!

Spruce: What's the matter?

Floyd: You almost knocked me off the ladder!

Spruce: No I didn't.

Floyd: Yes you did, I almost fell!

Spruce: Oh, don't exaggerate 😒

Floyd: I'm not!

Spruce: Yeah, right.

Floyd: Are you trying to pick a fight?

Spruce: Will you get out of my face?!

Floyd: Well you're always in my space!

Rosiepuff: Hey, get off each other's case, because we're trying to get along.

Clay: I want pancakes, or a waffle, this tastes awful, is that all we've got?

John Dory: Can't find my clothes and I need to blow my nose, and my socks are full of holes, and my shoelace has a knot

Floyd: That's MY toothbrush!

Spruce: No it's not.

Floyd: Well it's sitting in my spot!

Spruce: No it isn't, this one's mine and that one's yours.

Floyd: Well you're standing in my way!

Spruce: Yeah, that's tough!

Rosiepuff: Alright, now that's enough, everybody get your stuff because we're going out the door! 



Rosiepuff: Every time we get into the armadillo, it's so much work, it takes us twenty minutes, while you're driving me berserk, while you're playing and you're jumping, and you're running all about, and when I finally get you inside, you always lock me out!

Floyd: I'm mad, I'm mad, I'm really, really mad, you poked me with your elbow in my side!

Spruce: No I didn't.

Floyd: Yes you did!

Spruce: Uh-uh!

Floyd: You did! And I'm just a little kid! You're lying, don't deny it!

Spruce: I'm gonna hit you!

Floyd: Yeah, just try it!

Rosiepuff: Will both of you be quiet? Because we're driving in a car!

Floyd: Ow! He hit me!

Spruce: Ow! He bit me!

Floyd: He said he's gonna get me! 

Spruce: No I didn't!

Floyd: Yes you did!

Rosiepuff: Alright, that's it, now I forbid either one of you to say another word!

Clay: Are we there yet? I'm tired, I'm hungry, how far?

John Dory: My nose is snotty, need to move my body.

Baby Branch: Got to use the potty, better stop the car.

Floyd: Stop it!

Spruce: YOU stop it!

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