Mondler One Shots (Monica and Chandler from friends)

TOW Everyone is crushing on everyone (Part 2)

Monica and Rachel were sitting on the couch in their apartment. Chandler bursts through the door without seeing Rachel.

"Monica, bae- eh- hey Rachel," Chandler stuttered. (the struggle is real) 

Rach stared at him blankly. "Were you going to call Monica babe?"

He tried to think up an excuse, "No, actually, it's a new greeting I've came up with. Instead of saying hey, you say 'ba- he- hey'.  It's like a rhyme to make greeting someone sound cooler." 

Rach kept staring in a judgmental way. "Sometimes I ask myself why I'm friends with you." 

"Rude!" He exclaimed back.

Monica smiled and then looked a Rach "So- Rachel, you and Ross, How's that going?" 

Rachel got up, walked to the freezer, and a started eating a tube of French Vanilla Ice-cream. "Monica it's going terrible! I don't think he loves me! He's caught up on Emily still." She started pouting like a little kid. "You know, to be honest we were actually thinking about getting back together, but I don't see that happening! All I hear is Emily this, Emily that, can you believe what Emily did, Emily, Emily, Emily!" She was full on sobbing now. 

Chandler whispered sarcastically in Monica's ear, "You think she's forgotten about us?" 

Monica turned around and hit him on the top of the head. She then got up and sat in the seat next to Rachel. 

"Oh sweetie, he loves you! I'll talk to him-" Monica started to say.

Rach cut her off, "NO! You're not gonna do that! You're the one who told him to chase after Emily when he first met her! 'Oh Ross! Go talk to Emily! Follow her to the airport, and right before she boards tell her you love her!' I wouldn't be in this mess if it wasn't for you and your stupid advice! It's all your fault! So just- shut up already!"

Monica started crying. "I'm so sorry Rachel. I just wanted to help my brother. I didn't know it would lead to this." She then started sobbing so hard her words weren't understandable. She ran to her room crying. 

Chandler looked at Rachel in disbelief. "Why the actual HELL would say that?" He walked over to Monica's room and began knocking. 

"Go away Rachel!" She yelled from inside her room.

"Hey it's Chandler. I'm here if you wanna talk." 

"Come in..." 

Chandler opened the door, ran to Monica, and hugged her tightly. "Hey, hey it's okay! I'm here for you." 

Monica sobbed for at least 10 minutes before closing then door and sitting on the bed. Chandler sat next to her. "You can always talk to me if you want." They cuddled up at the top of the bed and Mon started talking.

"I was just trying to help, but I just caused Rachel to be mad. I realize I was the problem."

Anger crossed Chandler's face, "You did nothing wrong. Rachel was just being a bitch."

"I did do something wrong, I hurt Rachel's feelings."

Chandler thought for a moment. "Tell me what it was. Why do you think you were in the wrong?"

Monica thought for a moment, nobody has ever asked her why she thought she was wrong. They  just sided with her or were against her.

"I- I don't know exactly. I just know I hurt Rachel's feeling."

"Okay. What did you do to hurt her feelings?"

This made her think even harder than before. "I guess she's mad at me for helping Ross with Emily." 

"Do you think that was bad for you to do? Do you think you should have not helped Ross?"

"Well, Ross is my brother, so no, I think helping his was the right thing to do."

"So, Rachel is mad at you for helping your brother? How were you I'm the wrong for helping Ross? That had nothing to do with Rachel. She has no right to be mad at you."

Monica was left speechless. How was he so good with words?

There was a knock on the door. It was Rachel. "Monica I'm so sorry. I'm disgusted with myself. Can we please talk?"

Chandler got up and opened the door. "You better be apologizing like crazy. Words can't describe how pissed I am with you right now." With that he left Monica and Rachel to work it out. 

After he sat down, Phoebe barged in with Joey right behind her. "Hello children! What are you so worked up and fluster about Pheebs?" Chandler asked with a smirk tugging at his mouth. 

Phoebe walked over to the couch and with a flushed voice said, "Nothing, absolutely nothing." 

Joey was grinning like crazy and it scared the crap out of Chandler.

"Phoebe this is the first time I've ever seen you flustered. What's up?" Chandler started, genuinely intrigued.

Joey grinned. "My flirting skills are what's up baby! I made Phoebe flustered with my charm." 

Chandler rolled his eyes unimpressed. Phoebe looked around. "Where are my girlies at?"

Chandler responded, "In Mon's room having a heart to heart or whatever you girls call it."

Phoebe jumped up. "There's no way I'm letting them get emotional without me being there!" She jumped up and ran towards the bedroom. 

Joey made a sandwich with almost all the Deli-meat in the refrigerator. "How you doin?" He said to his sandwich.

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YES I DID CHANGE THE TITLE OF THIS SERIES. The new one makes more since lol. 

I will make a part 3. This probably isn't exactly what you expected, and you're probably wondering "Where is Ross?" Well that will be revealed in part 3! Though I might post a few more story's before I finish part 3. ALSO, F U rach. I'm just kidding! I love Rachel, she is one of my fav characters. I only made this fight because it's important to the last part of this series.