Alternative Tittle : 满朝文武都能听到我的心声
Tags : Fictional History, Time Travel, System, Mind Reading
Author : 白色的木
Status in COO : 224 Chapters + 4 Extra (Completed)
Description :
Bad news: Xu Yanmiao traveled back to ancient times, but he himself is lazy and does not know the difference between grains. His major is cyberspace security, which is useless to the ancients.
Good news: He has bound a system.
Bad news: The system is called the gossip system. It is not the kind of gossip for fortune-telling, but the kind of gossip that contains other people's private information and explosive materials. It is useless.
Bad news two: This system is broken, and the bugs are unknown.
Bad news three: This body is a minor official who can get involved in the court meeting, and he, the traveler... is not familiar with the Four Books and Five Classics, and cannot write with a brush. It is estimated that there is a risk of being reported and exposing the cheating in the imperial examination.
Xu Yanmiao: "..."
Forget it, lie down and wait for death. If you die quickly, you may be able to travel back.
...In the court, the emperor was furious because of political affairs, and the ministers were trembling.
Xu Yanmiao pretended to listen carefully, but in fact he was concentrating on flipping through the gossip system.
[Wow, the emperor just married a 16-year-old noblewoman yesterday! She is still strong even though she is old! And she was kept awake all night by the red waves, but now her voice can still be so passionate and powerful! Awesome! ]
[This noblewoman was actually the concubine of the crown prince, wow! The crown prince also knows the literature of pinching waist and red eyes! ]
[Wow wow wow wow! The crown prince broke into grandpa's harem...hiss--he took advantage of the old emperor to have sex while he was in court! Hurry up, hurry up! Why is there no video... ]
[Eh? Why is there no sound? ]
Xu Yanmiao raised his head cautiously and glanced around.
[What happened? Why are you kneeling on the ground? Where is the emperor? ]
--The emperor went to the harem to catch the adulterer.
*The bomb of "imperial examination fraud" finally exploded.
Xu Yanmiao couldn't explain why his handwriting was different from the handwriting on the answer sheet, nor could he answer why he didn't know the Four Books and Five Classics.
The evidence prepared by the crown prince who lost his concubine hit the nail on the head. His personal guards were eager to drag Xu Yanmiao away and put him in jail, and then execute him.
Xu Yanmiao held the gossip that proved his innocence, but he had a headache:
How to explain the source of my information...
[They said that I met with the chief examiner, the Minister of Rites, three nights before the imperial examination? How is it possible? That night, the Minister of Rites dressed as a woman and stayed overnight at the general's mansion with the general...]
The general was shocked and interrupted on the spot: "Your Majesty!!!!"
"Although the evidence of cheating in the imperial examination is conclusive, I think there is still something fishy about this matter and it should be re-examined! Especially Xu... Xu... Xu Yanmiao, he is well-dressed! How can someone who attaches so much importance to clothes tarnish his reputation!"
[Also, they said that the examiner pretended to yawn and be sleepy to leave me a gap to plagiarize. He stayed in the sow pen all night without sleeping the night before the imperial examination. How could he not be sleepy the next day? However, a dignified Imperial Academy lecturer would actually believe in pig milk...】
The Imperial Academy lecturer turned pale and rushed out: "Your Majesty!!!"
"Your Highness...Your Highness agrees with the general! How could Xu Lang cheat in the imperial examination! He...he...he drank a glass of pure water before the exam, believing that only kind people can use pure things. How could such a kind person cheat in the imperial examination!"
The crown prince who thought he had a sure win:? ?
Xu Yanmiao was deeply moved.
【They are all good people. Even if their brains are not working well, they still try to find reasons and excuses for me. 】
【But I really can't turn the tables. Alas, it's a pity that I haven't finished watching the TV series I'm following. The old emperor angered the queen last night and was driven out of the palace in disgrace. I'm going to die before I see the ending. It seems that he plans to put ink on his face and pretend to be a cat to make the queen happy when he goes back today...】
"Bang--"
The old emperor slammed the table, forcibly interrupting the endless voice: "I believe Xu Yanmiao did not cheat in the imperial examination! Release him without charge!"
The civil and military officials in the court couldn't wait to second the motion, fearing that Xu Yanmiao would reveal other gossip if they were a step slower.
"Yes, yes, yes! Release him without charge!"
"Your Majesty is wise!" "
Your Majesty, please leave the court quickly! Let Xu Lang go home and rest! He is exhausted from standing!"
The Crown Prince: ???
Did Xu Yanmiao drug you?
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