MADGYAL

Chapter 29: Text yuh ex

Vanessa

At 1:05 I stared at the white telephone on the table rubbing my stomach from the last amount of burger and fries and milkshake I just had one one hour ago. All now Millie nuh reach back yet. I sighed taking up the phone to dial the downstairs room service only fi realize nuh matter how me a call them the usual broken English lady who politely answered me wouldn't say her normal "hello" into the speaker. Then suddenly the phone completely cut off.

"No sah an ignore the people dem an ignore me? I thought to my self. I called back one more time before they answered.

"Hello-

"What you like? Two burgers and a fries with a large cup of milkshake coming up?! Ok!" She said into the speakers....

ME SHAMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE SHAME A KILL MEEEEEEEEEE SHAME A KILL MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

But it's all inclusive so me ago nyam.

"Yes and and can you add extra caramel on the top" I told her clearing my throat. She must did think me woulda shame and hang up. Yes me shame but me nahh hang up.

"Okay coming right up" she said hanging up. I laid back in the bed before standing up walking to the balcony and looking downstairs. The beach was packed now. Yuh know me a guh down there? Me a guh down there. I had already showered so I slipped on my bikini and. A shorts over my self because I needed some pictures from me come here me nuh take no pictures. When the food came up and they knocked on the door I shouted to the lady that she could just put it down on the floor.

Shame me shame eno.

The lady still a call me fi come take it from har hand. But wah me a shame fa it nuh all inclusive? If dem nuh wah me nyam down the place don't have restaurant and have it all inclusive.

I opened the door taking it from her hand as she looked at me and laughed.

"Here go, the fourth room service today" she told.

"WAH YUH SAY GYAL?-

"I mean excuse me?! I asked her curiously.

"Oh nothing I was just playing enjoy" she told me smiling. Me nahh while har because right before me leave today me a talk to the manager or assistant manager cause she too out of order me nuh can nyam four burger if me want?

"Really didn't mean to offend you" she told me.

"I'm not offended at all ma'am. I'm skinny I can eat any amount of burgers I want and stay in shape while you look like a huge fat hag waiting to be thrown on a grill and you have a ring on your finger? Meaning you have a poor husband to go home to looking like that. I'd be projecting, too I'd be sad seeing a bitch enjoy five burgers" I told her laughing.

"No english sorry" she grinned. She nahh fool nobody. I slammed the door before she could finish her talking.

Look pan mi nice slim body? I shook my ass in the mirror as I popped a fries in my mouth.

"Yuh bumpa big yuh have the body gyal see the bike ya cock up yuh batty gyal Benz punani me know seh yuh got it gyal yuh have the big fat-

"But look how me likkle and Mawga but any man me want me get? WOIIIIIIII" I laughed.

Thinking back about Millie I could only grow frustrated. I'm chilling right now but me and him when me see him. Me nago hackle up my self now me ago save me energy fi when me see him because me affi find out weh him deh.
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As I sat on the beach telling the two darkskin girls speaking English and Spanish together to me thank you as they walked away I stared at the pictures they took of me. They must've called me