Rant By: Marissa
I know, I know, ranting about one page stories are old, but the one page stories are still there! I want to go on a reading spree and some ugly bullshit about freaking bananas appears.
It's labeled as the most horrifying story ever. Bitch please, I don't think so. Get yo ugly shit outta here!
I just clicked it just now... and I feel like shooting myself.
THREE WORDS! THE WORDS MAKE UP THE STORY! It's not even a story. It's a sentence!
These are the exact words in the "story":
"...... I like bananas."
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I am not shitting you! How is liking something so horrifying? The most horrfying thing about the whole story that this shit actually came from a well educated human!
Not from a freaking 3 year old! Even a 3 year old can do a lot better!
It's "stories" like these that keep auh-may-zayng books from being discovered!
The most horrifying book ever. Bullshit.
"Mommy! Mommy!" *sobs* "I was dreaming about bananas! It was a niiiggghhtttmaaarre!"
Here's my message to those shitty one page stories: Nothing is laughable about your so-called "stories", well, except whole idea that a rather stupid human created it, and keep that ugly shit out of Wattpad. Wattpad wasn't made for unicorns to be shitting dog-shit; it was made for unicorns shitting nyan cats.
On the side is the idiot of the day! Well, this rant was made on the same day as Stupidity.... but oh well. Sigh. Only humans. SMH >>>>
*~Marissa~*
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