Hazbin Hotel (SWAP AU)

That's Entertainment

[The scene opens with a voiceover of The Radio Demon singing "I'm Always Chasing Rainbows".]

Alastor: ♫ At the end of the rainbow, there's happiness. ♫

[A human is shown falling down from the sky as a rainbow bursts upwards through the clouds.]

Alastor: ♫ And, to find it, how often I've tried. ♫

[Alastor is seen being told off by his mother.]

Alastor: ♫ But, my life, is a race. Just a wild goose chase. ♫

[Camera pans over to where a figure was pointing at, which shows Hell being circled by Angels.]

Alastor: ♫ And, my dreams, have all been denied. / Why have I always been a failure? ♫

[A shadow of Lucifer looms over a disappointed Alastor as demonic arms and tentacles cover the screen.]

Alastor: ♫ What can the reason be? / I wonder if the world's to blame. ♫

[The Earth rotates as many eyes begin to surround it.]

Alastor: ♫ I wonder if it could be me. ♫

[The Exorcists are seen smiling deviously as they look down upon the souls they have gotten rid of. The scene turns to black as the camera focuses on the middle Exorcist's face and halo.]

Alastor: ♫ I'm always chasing rainbows. / Watching clouds drifting by. ♫

[The scene fades in on graffiti and signs that says "Fuck You, Heaven", "Punishment" and "Your Days Are Numbered" can be seen throughout Hell.]

Alastor: ♫ My schemes are just like all my dreams. / Ending in the sky. ♫

[Alastor heads towards the hotel's balcony as he releases fireworks that signals the rest of Hell that the Extermination has ended.]

Alastor: ♫ Some fellows look and find the sunshine. ♫

[A handful of demons are seen checking the area to see if the coast is all clear.]

Alastor: ♫ I always look and find the rain. ♫

[Zestial opens the blinds to her room, revealing the display of fireworks. The camera then proceeds to show Carmilla Carmine and Zeezi, as well as Lilith herself hiding in the shadows, present in the same room as him.]

Alastor: ♫ Some fellows make a winning sometime. ♫

[At Porn Studios, Valentino takes a selfie with Velvette whereas Vox is not amused when he sees that he got a text from his employee.]

Alastor: ♫ I never even make a gain. / Believe me. ♫

[Odette and Clara pull out an angelic spear from a corpse and leave as the cannibals waiting nearby pounce on her dead body. Rosie then crosses out Franklin's name from the sign above their business.]

Alastor: ♫ I'm always chasing rainbows. ♫

[A demon can be seen cleaning up what's been left of the Extermination as other demons begin to freely walk about in the open.]

Alastor: *in tears* ♫ Waiting to find a little bluebird... in vain. ♫

[Alastor looks back at the Clock Tower as it resets the timer for the next yearly cleanse.]

...

[A sinner has fallen into Hell and has been transformed into a demon. He falls face-first onto the road and is surprised to see that he is still "alive".]

Four-armed Demon: Aaaaah! *lands* Ugh. Huh? *checks himself* I'm alive! I'm alive-

[He then gets run over by a taxi driven by Bella which Vaggie walks out of. Bella snickers.]