"𝐂𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐭𝐫𝐲𝐢𝐬𝐦..𝐬𝐥𝐚𝐧𝐠 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐝𝐬 𝐨𝐫 𝐩𝐡𝐫𝐚𝐬𝐞𝐬 𝐮𝐬𝐞𝐝 𝐢𝐧 𝐫𝐮𝐫𝐚𝐥 𝐚𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐬 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐮𝐫𝐛𝐚𝐧 𝐨𝐧𝐞𝐬." Y'all wouldn't it be funny if applejack was tired from working all day then just waking up in a coffin with no c...
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"Here's the deal..."
Azul smirks, placing his fingertips together and spreading them out so his fingers look like a church steeple with his hands arched infront of his chest before continuing his sentence, "I bid you pilfer a certain photograph from the Atlantica Memorial Museum in the Coral Sea before the sun sets on the third day from now."
"You want us to steal a piece of art?!" Jack exclaims as Jade was put on-guard by his outburst. Azul raises his eyebrows and shakes his head, "No, not a piece of art. A photo. One commemorating a visit to the museum from Prince Rielé, taken ten years ago." He informs.
Jack scoffs, "Gonna need more detail than that." He says. Azul discreetly rolls his eyes before answering, "It's a photo panel placed right near the museum entrance. It has no historic value whatsoever. Borrowing it would not cause any particular fuss."
Grim was the next one to ask a question, he had his muzzle in your stomach before because he was so happy you agreed to set him free that he had to muffle his squeals, "Then why do you want it at all?" He asks.
The light-grey (he's grey haired at his age smh) haired man chuckles, "Heh. What's the point of a challenge if it's not challenging? If I were to concoct a trifling errand, I would simply be giving away my end of it, wouldn't I?" He says, "I'm not running a charity here."
"The Atlantica Memorial Museum is a renowned tourist attraction that houses a good twenty different cultural artifacts." Jade informs you all, "That includes the Silver Hair Comb, a Coral Sea national treasure, and the Mermaid Princess's Prized Cork Openers, among others. We're not asking you to find a speck of gold dust on the seabed here." He says with a teasing smile.
Floyd seemed to have finally burst his little dream bubble as he remembered something, "Oh, hey, didn't we go there on an elementary school field trip once?" He asks his twin brother but was ignored.
'Now you know how I feel when I'm havin' a conversation with Crowley..' You think to yourself when you see Floyd being ignored.
You look at Azul, "Hold on. The nation of the Coral Sea has gotta be at the bottom of the ocean, right? It's not exactly hospitable to poni- MAmmals.. like us with no fins or gills. I think you're askin' too much here." You accidently stumble on your words, having a voice crack when you said mammals.
"What she said! I can't breathe underwater, y'know!" Grim exclaims. "That sounds like a "you" problem...is what I would normally say, but fear not." Azul brings out three potions that were shaped like a shell. "I will provide you with our very own magic potions. They'll enable you to breathe underwater."
"Once, when a poor little mermaid princess fell in love with a human, the Sea Witch was kind enough to grant her legs to walk upon the earth." He then starts explaining about one of the statues you've seen on the road (you totally didn't forget their names..) "And really, what are any of us without a sense of charity? Heh heh heh." He chuckles.
