Alone at Night - Twilight Parody

Hello dear readers!

This just a funny story I thought I'd put up, you know with it being April's Fools Day and all!

Just to make this clear though - this is ALL fictional (duh! right?). This is a parody and I wote this just for the heck of it. There will be boyxboy action in this chaopter so if you don't want to read that sort of thing then leave this story NOW.

Hate/homophobia will not be allowed. I will delete your comment, block you and report you to Wattpad.

By the way a quick disclaimer: I do NOT own any of the characters used in this chapter, they are the property of Stephanie Meyer completely.

Anyways enjoy reading guys!

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ALONE AT NIGHT

Many years had passed and all had been well. Carlisle and Esme were happier and more in love than ever, Rosalie and Emmett were still going strong though Rosalie's vanity and hatred for her kind were still a heavy burden upon her heart and their relationship. Alice and Jasper happy and settled, Jasper had finally learned to control his hunger and Alice still protected the family with her amazing foresight.

Edward and Bella happy and content in their newfound life together and even the knowledge of another battle with the Volturi being possible couldn't do anything to take away from their happiness. Renesmee had grown into a striking young lady with her father's copper hair and her mother's chocolate eyes and Jacob couldn't have been any more in love with his beautiful mate if tried.

But one thing had changed - Renesmee was now with child.

Nobody had thought it possible due to her gene; it had come as a great shock when Jacob had awoken on a rainy Saturday morning only to hear a second heartbeat coming from his love's womb. After lengthy testing by Carlisle and a wolf doctor the only conclusion that could be drawn was that Renesmee was indeed with child.

That had been seven long months ago and nothing had been the same since that night. Rosalie, Bella and Esme didn't let Renesmee out of their sight for longer than two minutes and their lovers were suffering greatly. It was near impossible to hold a conversation with any of the women; all talk was of the baby and it seemed as though everything revolved about getting the houses ready for the baby. It wasn't as if the men were unhappy with the new arrival, on the contrary they were ecstatic but they just couldn't help but feel a bitter about having to share their mate with a not yet born child. It made them shudder to think about how things would be once the little tyke was actually here.

It was now again a rainy Saturday and Jacob and Edward had decided to go to a nearby bar to let off some steam and hopefully have some fun that wasn't shopping for yet more baby clothes. They were sat in a corner table in a rather secluded part of the bar, completely out of sight. Both were rather drunk and soon they were talking about how rapidly things had changed recently.

"What do you miss the most?" Edward slurred drunkenly while eyeing Jacob rather speculatively, he knew what he missed the most and he hoped with all of his long dead heart that Jacob missed it too.

"Sex!" Jacob hiccupped. "You won't believe how horny I am! What do you miss the most daddy-o?" Jacob asked with a smirk, he could definitely guess the answer from the expression on his friends face. Jacob had started calling Edward that after he got married, it had started off as a joke but Jacob knew how horny it made Edward and he couldn't help but call him that every time they were alone. It made him feel powerful to know he had such an effect on Edward.

Edward suddenly felt rather sweaty; thought Jacob didn't know this it made Edward rather hot under the collar when Jacob called him daddy. He unbuttoned a few buttons of his shirt but to no avail, the damage had been done and he wouldn't cool down until he got rid of his now straining arousal.

"Trust me; I know just how you feel. I can't believe how long I've gone without it!" Edward remarked rather drily but couldn't hep but notice Jacob's eyes stray to his now exposed chest and darken imperceptibly. Jacob licked his bottom lip and the small act made Edward harder than he ever thought possible, he imagined the feel of Jacob's plump - and no doubt hot - tongue on his hardened member and couldn't help but shudder.

Jacob caught the slight movement and looked Edward deep in the eyes while biting his lip, making Edward impossible harder.

"Then why don't we do something about daddy?" Jacob murmured in a husky voice. He couldn't believe this was happening. He had thought about this for a long time and now that it was happening it felt like a dream.

Edward couldn't help but shudder again, seeing Jacobs's longing for him expressed so plainly and strongly in his beautiful dark eyes made him feel desirable again. Since Bella stopped having sex with him he felt as though she didn't want him anymore so to have someone look at him again with those blazing eyes made him feel both attractive and empowered.

.Edward got up, put down a few notes to cover the bill and grabbed Jacob's hand to pull him toward the car park. He felt giddy and alive; it was such a rush to be doing something he wasn't meant to - especially something so forbidden!

They stumbled their way towards their car giggling and laughing but once they got to their car the atmosphere changed immediately, it grew tense and heavy with their want for each other. Edward pushed Jacob onto the hood of his shiny red convertible Ferrari and connected his mouth to Jacobs. They kissed passionately, their tongues were warring for dominance but Edward was no match for the Alpha.

Jacob ground his rather obvious arousal against Edwards, nipped at his neck and abruptly stepped out of their embrace. He turned around and jumped into the driving seat of the convertible.

"C'mon daddy, I want you." Jacob murmured in his deep baritone and Edward immediately got into his car. Jacob drove them to Edward's cottage in the woods. When they got there he took of Edward's hand and led him into the warm and cosy house. As soon as the door closed Jacob pounced on Edward and practically attacked him, they were a frenzy of kissing lips, groping hands and stumbling feet and by the time they reached the bedroom neither had on any clothes.

Jacob pushed Edward onto the bed forcefully and stepped towards him. His impressively large and hard erection was at eye level with Edward who couldn't help but stare in wonder. Jacob was hard in every sense of the word. His member was a beautiful bronze colour and there were thick veins running all over it. Edward reached out, gripped it in his hand and took a long lick from the base to the top; Edward sucked and licked at Jacobs's dick expertly all the while holding eye contact with Jacob who was now groaning with a visible sheen of sweat on his forehead. Edward continued to suck Jacob off, when he began to tense up Edward sucked Jacob's stiff member more forcibly and tried to take all of him in. Jacob couldn't believe the sensations Edward was causing in him and grew even harder, suddenly he gave a grunt and a jerk and Edward caught his sticky seed in his mouth. There was an incredible amount of it and it splashed everywhere. When Jacob joined Edward on the bed Jacob locked lips with him, he could taste his own salty semen in Edward's mouth but he didn't care.

The kissed for impossible amount of time, caressing and touching all the while. Soon Jacobs's fingers were wrapped around Edwards's stiff member and gave a squeeze. Edward hissed from the pleasure he was experiencing and soon Jacob as jerking him off. Edward was thrusting in his hand but all he wanted in that moment was Jacob's hot tongue wrapped around him. Jacob immediately caught onto what Edward wanted and proceeded to give him the best head he'd ever had. It didn't take long and Edward was cumming in Jacob's hot little mouth.

"Jacob we cant do this, I feel bad for Emmett and Carlisle. They're in the same situation as us." Edward said with a guilty conscience, he knew it was too good but he couldn't be happy knowing his brother and adopted father were silently suffering.

"Don't worry about it daddy. The more the merrier, right?" Jacob said with a devilish smile and Edward could feel his tummy flipping.

The pair fell back on the bed laughing, a tangle of sweaty limbs but they were happy.