COMMON SAYINGS [headcanons!]

Quotes!

"Pleasure to be meeting you, darling, quite a pleasure!" Alastor will always introduce himself this way with lots of enthusiasm, no matter how awkward the conversation was beforehand

"Why does anyone do anything?" Alastor says this when anyone questions anything he does, whether it's why he likes to be so annoying, or why he's always smiling, etc

Pretty much just normal Alastor stuff.

That's all I really have for now, but I'm sure there will be more that my Alastor repeats a lot, and hopefully he'll get a few unique sentences from me the linger I play him.