National Day Skits: Next Generation

Burgers and Cranes

● 5/28/2024

☆ Beef Burger day
☆ Hamburger day
☆ Brisket day
☆ Whooping Crane day
☆ Hunger day
☆ Scripps Spelling Bee day

Cinnamon: We hope you enjoyed the grapes from yesterday. No, we did not peel them.

Memoria: *her stripes flare a dark pink, she covers her face, muttering* Ani, that's an innuendo.

[Cloud catches a hovering paper crane, inspects it, and places it securely between the screws on his left shoulder paldron.]

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● 5/29/2024

☆ 529 day
☆ COQ Au Vin day
☆ Paperclip day 📎 🖇
☆ Senior Health and Fitness day
☆ Flip Flop day
☆ Learn About Composting day
☆ Mount Everest day
☆ Alligator day

Miu: I guess Elizabitch forgot about us again. What does my presence have to do with this day? Paperclips, *picks up a box, dumps its contents* loads of paperclips.

Platinum: *loudly* I GUESS I FORGOT MY GUEST CHARGE! *grabs Miu by her wrist*

Miu: *protests* Put me down, Flatinum! *exits with Platinum*

Cinnamon: Who's the skimpy blonde?

Memoria: A Guest from a prior fandom. Uh-oh.

[Isabelle is covering the ears of a short brunet, Sora. Melyssa is wrestling with a white duck in a navy uniform. Belladonna scolds a tall, scrawny dog for tripping her. Synth, Snapdragon, and Snakeweed are playing paddycake with a mouse. Holly is tearing at the long, silver hair of an extremely annoyed Sephiroth, while Gen is attempting to recite a playwright, but rants about composting rotting fruit. Coriander takes a short, blond boy, Noxas, out for ice-cream.]

Cinnamon: Good news, Cloud's recommendation went through.

Memoria: *half-sarcasm* No kidding.

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● 5/30/2024

☆ Creativity day
☆ Loomis day
☆ Mint Julep day
☆ Hole in my Bucket day
☆ Water a Flower day
☆ Hug Your Cat day
☆ E-Bike day

Melyssa: Hey, Anise, can we show them your dolls; the Mums?

Cinnamon: Yes, you may.

Melyssa: Okidogi. *snickers, projects from her palms*

Cinnamon: We got Mudslinger, Debbeye, Platinum, and Mori-I mean Memoria.

Melyssa: *taps Cinnamon, whispers* Can you make one for Isabelle? *motions to Isabelle, who is absent-mindly hugging and petting Red XIII*

Cinnamon: *nods and mouths* Sure.

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● 5/31/2024

☆ Utah day
☆ Necrotizing Fasciitis Awareness day
☆ Smile day
☆ Autonomous Vehicles day
☆ Macaroon day
☆ Speak in Complete Sentences day
☆ Save Your Hearing day
☆ Heat Awareness day
☆ Water a Flower day

Belladonna: Amanda E. is taking a break, and so are we.

Melyssa: For my send-off, I leave this message. *speaks into her palm* "Lady Gaga, The Cure." *projects*

Isabelle: *flustered* Why?

Melyssa: You've comforted me through the fallout of a male Guest's memories, twice. Plus, I was leaning more towards the "I will be right by your side" part, not so much the "fix you with my love" part.

Isabelle: Okay. Tell Ms. Anise I said thanks for the Barley doll.

Melyssa: Will do. "Goo Goo Dolls, Iris."

[Melyssa scans the room, spots Cloud clutching his chest in one hand. She draws her upper hands back, right hand over her left knuckles, her lower arms wrapped around her torso.]

Melyssa: *whispers* I messed up, again.

Isabelle: *wraps an arm around Melyssa, leaning into her, glares at Cloud* How much did you hear?

Cloud: Enough.

[Meanwhile, a small field of Floradrakes pour water on themselves through a worn-out megaphone.]