This is a crossover, but I didn't really have anywhere better to put it up on Wattpad. Summary: The Odd Squad Mobile Unit gets sent out to the FARM to deal with a tube issue while Monty, Kat, and Brooklyn solve a unicorn issue at the Edinburgh precinct of Odd Squad.
"Agents, you have an incoming call from the Big O," Van Computer said.
"There you four are," the Big O said. "Something very odd has happened."
"Does it have anything to do with your office being a swamp?" Oswald asked.
"Yes, but no," the Big O said. "Because we've been so busy with my office being swamped, we've kind of fell behind on some things."
"What things?" Orla asked.
"Everyone in the Edinburgh offices caught unicorn-itis and turned into unicorns, and they haven't been able to leave because unicorns are too big to fit through the tubes."
"Can't they leave through the door?" Omar asked.
"Unicorns aren't very good at opening doors," Big O explained. "Which is why I need you to go deal with some of their cases that haven't been solved because all the agents are unicorns. You can start at the Foundation for Atmospheric Research and Monitoring, or the FARM as we call it, in Aisling, near Edinburgh. They called us a while ago, and it's about time someone goes down to fix their problem."
There was a pause, and the Big O added, "Well, what are you waiting for? Go!"
The video call with the Big O ended, and they all went up to the front of the van to fly to FARM.
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"This is a very fancy farm," Orla said. "But I do not see any odd outside of it."
"Yeah," Opal said. "I think the odd must be inside of it."
"Then we shall storm into this building and vanquish whatever odd is ailing it!" Orla proclaimed.
"Or we could just knock on the door and ask what the problem is," Omar said.
"But then how will I keep my castle storming abilities from deteriorating if I never get the chance to practice?" Orla asked.
"First of all, I'm not sure if this technically counts as a castle," Opal said. "But I agree with Omar that we should try just knocking."
"I suppose I can put off my practice for another day, maybe at a more officially-a-castle castle," Orla said. "Now let us proceed in this door-knocking!"
They walked up to the manor house and all knocked, making them sound to the city spies like the most enthusiastic weather weirdos to ever show up to the FARM.
Monty went to get the door, and she was quite surprised to find that Odd Squad had finally shown up, so much so that she had to ask if they really were with the organization.
"We are," Opal said. "We're the Odd Squad Mobile Unit. We're an elite team of agents dedicated to investigating anything strange, weird, and especially odd. I'm Opal, and these are my partners: Omar, Orla, and Oswald. I hope you don't mind that we parked our van out front."
"That's fine," Monty said. "I'm just glad you're finally here. My name's Monty."
"So, where is your odd problem?" Orla asked.
"We've been having Odd Squad agents, and well, some other things, too, just showing up here due to what I would assume is a faulty tube exit. The issue's down in the priest hole," Monty said. "It's easier if I just show you."
"What's a priest hole?" Omar asked.
"It's a hole for priests to hide in," Oswald said. "Like in the Great Laser Chicken Attack of 1409."
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