Rimuru in mha

prologue

"talking"
'thinking'
[Skill/quirk]
<<Talking to great sage>>

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As I was walking to the place where tamura told me to meet him I couldn't help but to tell myself 'he is going to be so late that its not funny'

After waiting nearly 10 minutes I finally saw tamura "hey what took you so long?"

"I'm really sorry I just lost track of the time" tamura couldn't stop apologising to me for the next minute or so I had to think of a way to make him stop I mean it's kinda embarrassing for him with his girlfriend watching us

"Hey hey I'll forgive you if you give me a free meal" I said that half joking but to be honest i did want a free meal of course tamura wasn't impressed with my gluten side almost looking disappointed in me

"Is your mind always on food and girls do you think of anything else besides those two things" tamura is really trying to tease me after he apologised for nearly a minute really this guy sometimes but then I realised he never told me his girlfriends name

"Ok ok anyways dumb question what's your girlfriends name-" i couldn't finish what I was about to say as I saw a man with a knife running what seemed to be straight at tamura

Of course, me being stupid i moved my body before I even realised what was happening I pushed tamura out of the way but got stabbed instead

'damn it why does it hurt so bad' I couldn't stop thinking about how much I want the pain to go away I wanted to stop feeling so hot yet so cold

<Confirmed you have acquired cold resistance, heat resistance and pain nullification> I couldn't understand what it was saying as I was bleeding on the ground 'why does my body need blood I would be much better if I didn't need it' I couldn't help but to think of all the imperfect things about the human body

<Searching for a body that doesn't need blood conformed> miserable and in pain I started to think of my life 'i never got laid once if I was in a fantasy world i would be a sage give it a few more years and I would be a great sage maybe a lord of wisdom'

<Granting extra skill [sage] conformed evolving extra skill [sage] into unique skill [great sage] success> I swear I'm hearing a voice in my head making fun of me <evolving unique skill [great sage] into ultimate skill [lord of wisdom Raphael] failed trying again failed it is impossible for individual satoru makami to gain an ultimate skill in his current state> are you calling me dumb or something <yes>

Yeah yeah laugh it up I'm bleeding out on the street In front of everyone 'i just wish I could eat all the food in the world' I always loved tasting new food even at a young age I always wanted to eat anything I can

<Acquiring unique skill [gluttony] conform> when I heard that voice call me a gluten I could only think of one thing. who the hell just called me a gluten! I swear when I find them I will leave them in so much pain!

Why can't I keep my thoughts stuck to one thing everything is so confusing right now I'm bleeding out and have a million things going through my head 'i hope I get reincarnated in a world full of heroes and villains I would love to be the hero of the story maybe the demon lord' after the whole gluten thing I was thinking about hero's and villains as if I was a kid

<Gifting satoru mikami hero egg and demon lord seed conformed combining hero egg and demon lord seed to make demonic hero egg conformed> I could hear what the voice was saying but didn't understand anything

Grabbing tamura I had to say one thing "wipe my harddrive put it in a bathtub full of water while it is on" these were my last words to tamura of course I saw how he couldn't help but laugh and then just start crying I mean your girlfriend is watching calm down

<Granting electrical resistance combining heat and cold resistance with electrical resistance conformed thermal fluxional acquired> where these the last words I would hear some sort of voice making fun of me whatever I just hope I don't get reborn into a medieval world

<Transporting satoru makami to the world of my hero conformed> I hope I get a cool name like rimuru tempest or something <confirmed changing name from satoru makami to Rimuru tempest>

As those were the last words I heard and everything getting dark I realised 'can that bitch read my mind or something I haven't said any of that out loud wait did i?'

<Notice as requested of the creator veldanava Rimuru tempest will now be sent to a weak replica of the void> I was beyond concerned when I heard them say something about a creator 'wait! Velda who-' I couldn't finish what I was about to say as unbearable pain cursed threw my body