**tbh this doesn't have a lot of liam in it
also Derbear: Derek in Stiles phone, Pack Dad: Derek in Liam's phone, Baby Wolf: Liam in Derek's phone**
Text post: wtf- want to fight
dtf- down to fight
af- always fighting
iagtfts- I am going to fight the sun
People that have to be involved: Liam
Stiles - { text to Derbear at 11:56am } Der if Liam texts you ignore it
Stiles - { text to Derbear at 11:58am } for your's, mine, Liam's and the pack's sake please gather the strength to ignore your baby wolf
Derek - { text to Stiles <3 at 12:01pm } he says it's urgent
Stiles - { text to Derbear at 12:02pm } IT'S NOT URGENT DEREK DO NOT ENGAGE
Stiles - { text to Derbear at 12:02pm } I REPEAT DO NOT ENGAGE
Derek - { text to Stiles <3 at 12:03pm } calm down Stiles I'm gonna see what he wants he's texted me like 8 times
Stiles - { text to Derbear at 12:04pm } UGH okay fine fine whatever your funeral
Derek - { text to Baby Wolf at 12:05pm } okay Liam what is so important
Derek - { text to Baby Wolf at 12:05pm } and what do you mean by text speak
Derek - { text to Baby Wolf at 12:06pm } should I know what that is
Liam - { text to Pack Dad at 12:06pm } first of all yes your mate is Stiles you should definitely know
Liam - { text to Pack Dad at 12:07pm } but more importantly I found a new way to do text speak a better more werewolf-y way to do it
Derek - { text to Baby Wolf at 12:08pm } this isn't sounding urgent
Derek - { text to Stiles <3 at 12:08pm } I regret this already
Liam - { text to Pack Dad at 12:10pm } okay well it is
Liam - { text to Pack Dad at 12:11pm } wtf - want to fight
dtf - down to fight
af - always fighting
iagtfts - I am going to fight the sun
Derek - { text to Baby Wolf at 12:13pm } ........
Derek - { text to Baby Wolf at 12:13pm } ...Liam I have no idea what any of that means
Liam - { text to Pack Dad at 12:14pm } It's a joke
Liam - { text to Pack Dad at 12:14pm } see wtf usually means what the fuck and af usually means as fuck and iagtfts usually means I ain't got time for this shit and dtf usually means down to fuck
Derek - { text to Baby Wolf at 12:15pm } .......
Liam - { text to Pack Dad at 12:16pm } I regret texting you today
Derek - { text to Stiles <3 at 12:19pm } I just gained a lot of knowledge that I didn't need or want
Derek - { text to Stiles <3 at 12:19pm } why is he like that
Stiles - { text to Derbear at 12:19pm } BECAUSE DEREK HE IS A TEENAGER AND I TOLD YOU NOT TO ENGAGE THIS IS YOUR FAULT
Derek - { text to Stiles <3 at 12:31pm } hey Stiles
Derek - { text to Stiles <3 at 12:31pm } dtf ;)
Stiles - { text to Derbear at 12:32pm } DEREK I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU CONDONE THAT CHILDS INAPPROPRIATE USE OF TEXT LANGUAGE I WILL BREAK UP WITH YOU
Stiles - { text to Derbear at 12:33pm } but yes ;)
**that turned into sterek sorry**
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wolfy one shots
FanfictionA series of one shots featuring the new Hale Pack. In which, Stiles is pack mom, Derek is a good alpha and they have a pack of teenagers that are secretly a bunch of 8 year olds.
