Countess Cleo *staring at her phone visibly confused*: Le Cherve, what does thicc with two c's mean?
Le Cherve *nervous*: Um.., It means you have a curvaceous butt..
Countess Cleo *looks back at her phone*: WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK, SAIRA?!??!!?!
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Tigress *joking*: ha shut up!
Paperstar: Is someone annoying you?
Tigress: wait! No it was a jo-
Paperstar: I will rip them apart limb by limb, then set them on fire
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Dr Bellum: I have the best plan ever!
Countess Cleo: you finally came up with a plan that doesn't have a 60% death risk?
Dr Bellum: . . .
Dr Bellum: I have a plan!
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*Vile faculty about to watch Netflix*: who the hell is "the French people"!?
*Le Cherve evily laughing*
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Tigress: Shut up.
Crackle: I didn't say anything?!
Tigress: your breathing is too loud. Stop.
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Tigress: hello everyone and welcome to the 'fuck Carmen Sandiego club' where we hate on Carmen Sandiego.
Julia *embarrassed, raises her hand*: I think I may have misunderstood the name of the club...
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Student: Hey, Coach Brunt! Did you know that MILF stands for 'My Independent Lovely Friend'
~Later in the faculty room~
Coach Brunt: yall are Milfs!
Dr Bellum: *weezes* we're WHAT?!
Countess Cleo: * wide-eyed, slow head turn*
Maelstrom: Why, thank you
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Maelstrom: Do you ever look at a phone that just died and think "I wish that was me"
Cleo: *sighs* have you taken your antidepressants today?
Maelstrom: why do you ask?
Cleo: ...Go take them right now!
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El Topo *singing*: too hot! *points to tigress*
Tigress: . . .
El topo *still pointing*: . . .
Tigress *in the most flat and monotone voice: *sighs* hot damn.
El topo: Call the police and the fireman!
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Carmen Sandiego incorrect quotes
FanfictionJust some incorrect Carmen Sandiego quotes , I might also add a few onshots and groupchats
