"𝐂𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐭𝐫𝐲𝐢𝐬𝐦..𝐬𝐥𝐚𝐧𝐠 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐝𝐬 𝐨𝐫 𝐩𝐡𝐫𝐚𝐬𝐞𝐬 𝐮𝐬𝐞𝐝 𝐢𝐧 𝐫𝐮𝐫𝐚𝐥 𝐚𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐬 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐮𝐫𝐛𝐚𝐧 𝐨𝐧𝐞𝐬." Y'all wouldn't it be funny if applejack was tired from working all day then just waking up in a coffin with no c...
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"Not a chance."
Leona states, not even taking the time to think about it. He scoffs, "No pets allowed in the dorm. They shed all over the place." He looks at Grim that looked at Leona up and down, dumbfounded because Leona's basically an animal himself.
"First of all, I AIN'T NO PET. Second of all, I DO NOT! Aren't you guys, like, a billion times furrier than me?!" He yells as Ruggie pouts, "This is about you, not us."
Leona groans, "For one thing...Our empty rooms haven't been cleaned in months. Dorm students use 'em as a dumping ground for their junk." he tilts his head, "Where are we supposed to put up two extra freeloaders?"
Ruggie seemed to be thinking about something before smirking, "Ooh, I know! Why don't you just bunk with 'em in your room, Leona?" he suggests, making Leona rub his forehead, feeling a headache coming, "Ruggie, if you keep flapping your lips, you're about to find 'em sewn shut."
"Think of it this way, Leona. You're used to havin' people do everything for ya, right?" he asks, "What if we put 'em in charge of serving you instead of charging for room and board? Seems like a win-win to me." Ruggie suggests as Leona growls, tempted to give in. "Grr... Ruggie, you little..."
Ruggie continues with his scheme, "Hey, I still ain't fully healed up from the interdorm Spelldrive tournament, y'know? I dunno if it was that major magic I chugged a whole potion to use or what, but hard work's been wearin' me down more than ever lately." he shrugs, "And if I might remind you, Leona, I busted my tail for you. So I'm thinkin' I'd heal a whole lot faster if I had these guys waiting on you for a while!"
Leona glares down at him for a hot second before sighing, "Tch. You're a regular mercenary sometimes." He says. Ruggie laughs at his words, "Hey now, I haven't said a single dishonest word! Shyeheehee."
The lion rolls his eyes before calling his "servants" over, "Hey, boys! C'mere a sec!" He exclaims as the same three jocks that were pulling on your tail last arc appear from who knows where. "Yes, sir! You called, Housewarden?" One of the jocks say.
The shorter one looks at you with a glare, "Oh, hey, it's the schmucks who spied on Savanaclaw before the Spelldrive tournament." he yells, his friend backing him up. "Ain't every day an escaped quarry comes back to us! Heh heh heh!"
You look at Leona as he smirks at you, "Fight my dorm's students. If you win, I'll let you stick around as gophers. I don't care if it IS just for three days. Savanaclaw's got no use for dead weight, no matter how short or long your stay." he states.
"Well that makes as much sense as slingin' a hammock between two cornstalks, but bring it!" You exclaim as the three charge at you, Grim and Jack watching from afar.
It took you three minutes to beat their asses, making Leona scowl at the jocks, disappointed. "How could you lose to some puny little herbivore that fast? You're givin' me a bad name over here." he scolds as the longer one apologizes, "Yipe! Sorry, sir!"
