Guitar Queer-O

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I'm currently writing this and publishing this every time I make 100 more words.

At Stan's house, in the living room, Stan and Kyle stand before the TV with guitar controllers in their hands. Nine boys from their class watch them from the sofa and the floor. A game starts up. Stan and Kyle immediately begin to play and the other boys begin to cheer them on. Their song of choice is "Carry On Wayward Son" by Kansas.

"Dude, listen to that video crowd! They love us!" Stan exclaims excitedly. Randy walks up to Stan questioning him. "So you boys like this music, huh?" "Yeah, dude. It's Guitar Hero!" Stan looks at his Butters who chimes in "Stan and Kyle are really good at it." "Well, you kids wanna see something really cool?" The boys pay attention "Check this out." Randy walks away and picks up an electric guitar, and plugs in the amplifier. He puts his right foot on top of the amplifier and begins to play "Wayward Son" a half step up.

"Once, I rose above the noise and confusion,
Just to get a glimpse beyond this illusion
I was soaring ever higherr~,
But I flew too highh~
Though my eyes, could see, I-"

"Dad? Dad! What are you doing?!" Stan interrupts, quite irritated at him. "I can actually play a lot of these songs on a real guitar. You want me to teach you boys how?" Randy brightly says bursting with excitement to teach the kids how to play guitar, rekindle their relationship, and bring out their potential. "Uhh, that's gay, Mr. Marsh." Cartman interrupts. "Yeah, that's stupid, Dad." Randy looks at them with disappointment. "But... But this is real?" "Real guitars are for old people." Cartman looks at Randy with disgust. "Do you mind, sir? We wanna watch Stan and Kyle play." Craig asked in an expressionless tone. Randy stands there for a few seconds, disappointed that the boys aren't interested. He takes off the guitar leans it against the amplifier, and walks away. Stan turns back towards the TV" Alright, let's try to score 60,000 points this time." The game starts up with a new song "Surrender" By Cheap Trick, and the boys behind them began to cheer again.

Stan's house, the very next day. The boys are back at Stan's house watching another round of Guitar Hero. "Wayward Son" gives way to another song. "They're gonna do it!" Butter exclaims with enthusiasm, while Cartman is so relaxed his fat blocks his chin from view. "Come on, guys, a hundred thousand points!" He half heartedly yelled cheering them on. Kyle gives a quick glare at Cartman, clearly not impressed. "Cartman, shut up! We're concentrating." the points pile up and they near 100,000. After a final flourish, their readouts combine into one, showing 100,000 points. The boys yell and shout congratulating Stan and Kyle. Kyle and Stan grab each others hands and jump up and down in victory.

You have broken a hundred thousand points! You. Are. Rock stars!

Stan looks at the game and smiles excitedly while hugging Kyle, and pulling him closer to his body. "Dude, we are total rock stars now!"

At Stan's house, the very next day. The boys are back at Stan's house watching another round of Guitar Hero. "Wayward Son" gives way to another song. "They're gonna do it!" Butter's gleams with excitement. Cartman being so relaxed on the couch, his fat blocks his chin from view. "Come on, guys, a hundred thousand points!" He yells half heartedly "Cartman, shut up. We're concentrating! the points pile up and they near 100,000. After a final flourish, their readouts combine into one, showing 100,000 points. The boys congratulate Stan and Kyle while cheering. You have broken a hundred thousand points! You. Are. Rock stars. The system says with a digital applause playing on the screen. Kyle hugs Stan for a few minutes while jumping before letting go, his hand lingering on Stan's arm for a little while longer than it should as he looks at Stan's eyes.