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Vanessa rushanda Cunningham 📍Home 12:05 pm
Imagine from wen mi text britney and tell har seh mi ready and all now she cyaah reach, a wah she a do suh long man.
We were going to go shopping for clothes to wear to the party been held tonight and I was also going to do my hair.
Matter of fact weh mi bag deh mi cyaah even find di bag and mi just have it.
A britney fault enuh a true she a tek long fi come. My subconscious said
Yyyyy why dat sound suh mn lol
A u wid uh fucking smutty mind a interpret wah mi seh e wrong way. She laughed
Anyways lock chat mi aguh call her.
Just as I was about to call her I heard a car pull up in my driveway.
"Mummy nuh tired fi tell dah man deh seh him nuffi open we gate fi nbdy without permission" I grumbled to myself checking the camera footage to see who it was, seeing that it was my bessie aka britney I didn't bother to complain caz a long time she shoulda reach.
"Rushanda Cunningham!" britney yelled and I could here front door leading to the living room been open.
"Stop broadcast mi government name nuh gyal and mi deh inna mi room!" I answered.
While I was putting on my slippers I hear my door been push open revealing my besssieeeeeee.
"Look how long uh seh yah come and a now uh jus a reach?, yk how long mi a wait pan uh till mi alla cyaah find mi purse n mi jus have e yasso". I complained.
"Suh a wah uh did wah mi fi do work magic n teleport through e trafic?" britney asked sarcastically.
"No but uh neva affi tek suh lo-" I said before she cut mi off.
"Lock chat man mi deh here now tek up uh purse and fwd mn chro" she demanded.
" uh woulda swear think yah mi man to pussyclaat" I exaggerated.
"That can be arranged enuh babes" she said a smirk forming on her face.
Moments later...........
"See uh deh bbz uh hair angle!" The hairstylists across from mine exlaimed as she took the picture of my hair.
"Here's the money" I said to her
"Thank you" she said "wait and mek mi follow uh nuh uh jus always inna hurry wait man" she complained as she pack up the things she use to do my hair.
"Why uh always determine fi follow mi all when a mi n mi fren come" I said laughing.
"Beacaue yah mi customer favourite customer at dat suh mi affi treat uh like it" she retorted playfully rolling her eyes
"Alright come" I said walking through the door and going down the parking lot.
"Muah bye babes" she said blowing kisses and waving when we were going inside the car.
"Whewww!!! Mi tired hungry and tired to rassclaat" I exclaimed.
We already went shopping before I did my hair so now we are going to get something to eat and then we head home.
"Wah we get kfc?" britney asked.
"Yes girl caz rn mi nah guh home guh cook and mommy nah leave work till 7 and dem deh time deh mi a pree fi start ready" I explained.
"Alr kfc it it" she said.
"Dem bloodclaat people yah a tek up ppl time uno nah guh up inna the fucking line!!!!!" a taxi man got out if his car and exclaimed and because our windows were rolled down we heard him clearly, this happened simply because britney was indecisive of what she wanted to order, it was a regular habit of hers.
"Hello likkle ugly looking man behave uhself nuh a wahm to uh a likkle food yah gallang suh ova!!" She yelled attitude evident in her voice.
All when a she wrong she have attitude same way wonder if a suh fi har pickney dem aggo tan like har.
"Girl uh fi stop I-" I began but was cut off by the man again.
"Likkle pissing tail gyal uh feel a uh bloodclaat suck pussy man dis, a who yah call ugly?" He asked furiously.
"You ofc duhh, uh nuh see seh uh fava smeegles and fava di donkey inna shrek inna one" britney retorted.
The man began again but she rolled up ours windows and drove off so we could not hear.
"Good evening mam, how may I assist you?" The worker at the drive thru window ask.
"Wah uh want girl?" She asked me.
"Anything" I said while giggling at my phone because my man was texting me.
"Umm..good evening can I get 2 zinger combo with corns and a Pepsi please" britney said to the worker.
"Is that everything mam" she worker asked.
"Yes" britney answered.
"Ok that will be $3599 dollars" the worker saif.
Britney gave her the money and she gave us our change and our receipts we were now waiting on our food.
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