Cause we never go out of style

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Richie's first thing that he sees when he comes down stairs is Mike in the lobby, he wonders if he's been there the entire time.

"Hey man, you finally out of your shower, the others are here, well except from Stan"

"Oh shit how fucking long was I in that shower for" Richie says trying to make a joke like he isn't worried that Stan isn't here yet, he'll be fine right his flight probably just got delayed.

"Like an hour, I think anyway the others should be down soon they just said that they were going to put their stuff in their room then come back down and that was like two minutes ago". Mike says while looking up the staircase to see if he can see any of them.

"I'll go up and knock on their doors we have a reservation to go to" mike says while going to run up the stairs.

30 seconds later Richie sees five people coming down the stairs, fuck he's so nervous again, he really hopes it's not awkward.

"Alright losers, I have a mini van for us by the way for the entire time that you'll be here for, so let's hurry up get into it so we aren't late for dinner" Mike says while leading them out of the townhouse towards the van.

"Fuck sake are we going on a school trip or something Mike?"richie says while walking towards the van.

"Beeb Beeb, Richie" Beverly says.

Beeb Beeb, fuck that brought back memories that's what they used to say to him to tell him to shut the fuck up without saying to shut the fuck up, probably because whenever they told him to he got quite and awkward and would hardly speak for the rest of the time that he was with them, he really doesn't mean to be annoying he just sort of is so yeah Beeb Beeb is less harsh.

"Yeah yeah, just wait until you watch one of my shows then you'll tell me to Beeb Beeb every single fucking second".

"Well I have saw a couple of your shows Richie, they were ...okay" bev says while laughing and Richie knows that she's joking.

"Yeah well your clothes are ...okay as well then beaverly" Richie says while going over and ruffling up her hair because yeah of course Richie has heard of Beverly's clothing brand he bought Sandy some of her dresses and he has like two of her shirts they're good.

"You know Richie me and my wife Audra were actually going to go to your show in la when we were shooting our movie but you had to cancel it" bill said well getting into the car.

"Rich are you going to hurry the fuck up and get in" Eddie says in the same pissed of attitude he has had this entire time.

"What I'm supposed to get in the middle have you seen the fucking size of me, you get into the middle you're like 4,11" Richie says.

"I'm 5,9 dickward" Eddie says while getting into the middle seat.

"Righhhhtt suree, I think you're like 5,4 Max" Richie says while smiling at him.

"Right you two stop bickering back there" Ben said, him and Beverly are sitting together while Mike sits alone while driving, hopefully if Stan was here then he'll sit beside Mike.

"How is it bickering when I'm just stating facts like he definitely hasn't grown since he was thirteen" Eddie then elbowed Richie's side when he said that, then Richie did it back and now they are having an elbowing each other sides battle.

"I actually have asshole, have you grown up mentally since you were thirteen?" Eddie says nearly yelling at him.

"Nope I haven't Edward that's why I have my carrier" Richie says while flashing a cheeky grin at Eddie.

"Whatever, being a comedian isn't a real career anyway" Eddie says with huff.

"Then what is a real career then,huh, what do you do for a career?"

" I'm a risk analyst, which is a real adult job" Eddie says.

"What the actual fuck is a risk analyst, it sounds boring as fuck" Richie says and lets out a tiny laugh while eddie has a straight face.

"It's actually a really important job you know it's between life and death or having working legs and not"

"Right okay Eddie I believe you" Richie says while rolling his eyes.

"Dickhead" Eddie mutters under his breath.

"Right we finished now with the arguing, don't want anyone to fall out before we even have dinner" Mike says.

"Yeah what's everyone having" Bev says.

"I don't know yet but dear sweet Edward here will probably get a kids meal, I mean if he shaves that tiny bit of moustache off than he probably could get away with being a 10 year old" Richie says while doing that same grin he did before.

"I thought we were done with this, richard" Eddie says in that same pissed off attitude he apparently always has.

"Right sorry I know it's bad to make fun of children"

"IM THE CHILD YOU LITERALLY TELL JOKES FOR A LIVING I HAVE A PROPER NINE TO FIVE JOB" Eddie says now yelling at Richie,god he gets pissed off easily but it's kind of cute to be honest.

"Right calm down you two I feel like I should be in the middle now to separate you two" bill says.

"Well you can be in the middle when we are driving back but anyway we are here" Mike says while pulling into a parking space in the restaurant called jade of the orient.

So they all get out and walk inside the restaurant while Richie kicks the back of eddies knees.


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