Our Helluva Boss~

C.H.E.R.U.B

I know this is another update based on the show, but I promise that after this, I will start filling out the updates with fun original chapters and non cannon scenarios (although I might make a separate book for that to not clutter up this book, but that's up to you guys)

I'm just trying to get to deeper into the season so I have more wiggle room and opportunities to experiment with original chapters

*3rd pov*

Heaven's golden gates could be seen before the gates open, and "Cherub Towne" is shown before Cletus flies up to the camera broadcasting them.

Cletus:Well, howdy! I'm Cletus! Welcome to Heaven! Guess you did somethin' good to get here, and good people deserve to give loved ones special blessin's!

The Cherubs begin singing the C.H.E.R.U.B. Jingle.

A man could be seen jumping out of an airplane before he pulls the ripcord to release his parachute, only for it to snap off instead. He splats onto a rock while a censoring cloud bubble reads "OWIE!"

Collin:♫ Does it make you want to cry? ♫

Another person could be seen getting run over by a speeding train from a tunnel as "Oh No!" appears in a censor cloud.

Keenie:♫ When your loved one has to die? ♫

Then another man can be seen accidentally shoots himself in the face with a shotgun. "Oopsie!" is seen in another censor cloud.

Cletus:♫ Does it hurt you through and through? ♫

A struggling man's face starts turning blue in a hangman's noose. A stylized version of Cletus's head fades into view with a sad face and a tear running down his cheek.

All:♫ When your face is turnin' bluuuuue? ♫

Collin:♫ Well, luckily for you... ♫

Keenie:♫ There's somethin' we can do! ♫

Cletus:♫ We can help keep them alive, ♫

All:♫ So you can watch them thrive! ♫

All three pose together before the orange C.H.E.R.U.B. logo appears with a registered trademark symbol while the letters appear as they are sung.

All:♫ ‘Cause here at C.H.E... R.U.B.! ♫

Cletus rescues a woman from a pack of wild animals. Keenie pushes a scared Collin in front of them, as he holds a plank of wood with a nail in it.

Collin:♫ We'll save your honeybun from dying violently! ♫

The C.H.E.R.U.B. logo appears again.

All:♫ ‘Cause here at C.H.E....R.U.B.! ♫

Cletus is shown waving a dismissive hand at a person handing him a handful of dollar bills.

Keenie:♫ No, we never even ask a fee! ♫

Collin and Keenie give each other a hug in a yellow heart background.

Collin:♫ Because good people spread the love! ♫

Small hearts of light spread out around a spinning Earth in space.

Keenie:♫ And we're here for all above! ♫

A stressed Collin rapidly writes on piles of paperwork in an office.

Cletus:♫ We do the paperwork for you! ♫

Keenie lifts a boulder from a woman trapped under and flattened by a boulder, who gives her a thumbs up.

Collin:♫ And the heavy liftin', too! ♫