story time with Feliks LOL

PRIMARY SCHOOL LOVE LIFE CORE

OKAY, SO ERR.. WARM WELCOME TO THE BOOK!!! ;33
I CAN'T KEEP MY MOUTH SHUT ABOUT MY PAST SO I REALLY REALLY NEED TO YAP.

Back in like Primary 3, which is basically 9 years old. A dude came up to me and said. "Hey, my friend over there likes you and wants to have sex with you."

Oh dear.
I did not feel comfortable with males from then on LOL. 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 CORE!! 😝😝

THE THING IS THAT I WAS SO CREEPED OUT BY THE FACT THAT BRO'S FRIEND WANTS TO HAVE THE DEVIL'S TANGO WITH ME😭😭😭
STILL HAUNTS ME AS A TEEN RN.

AND THE FACT THAT WE'RE STILL IN P3 AND THAT HOMIE WAS THINKING ABOUT MAKINH KIDS!!😭😭😭

THANK GOD BRO'S SMARTER THAN ME IF NOT, I'LL KMS IF HE WENT TO THE SAME NEIGHBOURHOOD SECONDARY SCHOOL😭😭😭.

Also also.

I think my primary school self attracts more males than my current age. Dawg, this bitchass me DID not know that they got a crush on me till their friend pointed out to tease them.

"Yen Fann and Von sitting on the tree K.I.S.S-"

SHUT UP Cease your preposterous acts immediately! unless you thou wishes to fall victim to my undying wrath!!
(Forgot I got the auto correct there 🫢)

Tbh kinda miss that dude tho, maybe because he looks like a twink. Had a crush on him, but it's a phase ☺️😗😚

🤫🤫🤫

Also, now that I kinda realise it, I think I got another friend back in primary 4 or 3 had a crush on me too. I know for the fact that I can pull bitches with my face back then😭😭 but I downgraded:( boohoo...

(How do I know? Cause I won the cute kid competition in p3 and got the hello kitty watch😭😭😭 I got the big eyes with that feminine ahhh eyelashes.)

WAIT!1!1!! I REMEMBERED THAT THERE'S ONE TIME IN P3 WHERE I HAD TO TAKE EXTRA ENGLISH LESSON BECAUSE MY ENGLISH WAS DOGSHIT AND I THINK A GIRL HAS A CRUSH ON ME.

DAWG SHE GROPED MY CHEST😭😭
THANKFULLY SHE'S NOT A MALE SO I WAS SHOCKED FOR A WHILE BUT KEPT THE CASE SILENT. UNTIL LIKE NEXT YEAR LATER WHERE I TOLD MY MOTHER🤕🤕🤕.

Yes yar boy here likes to keep things silent. :33

Nawh, cause when I started yapping about the chest groping, I suddenly remembered my ass being slapped by a male. Dawg I was so confused ON GOD!! The disgust I felt as a 9 year old turning back to see dudes giggling behind. At least that guy looks like a twink ig. Would have choked the guy if i was like 12 year old cause I ain't having that shit.

OH SHIT BRO I SUDDENLY REMEMBERED ABOUT ME CHOKING A DUDE BUT THAT ANOTHER TO TELL CAUSE IT AINT ABOUT LOVE LIFE LOL!!

Bro my cohort at p3 and p4 was wild. Ain't no way they be thinkin of those stuffs. I was hella terrified, but das okay, past is in the past :33

I think I like twinks tho... i can't help myself when they got those feminine faces. They're too cute.

Out of topic, but you know what else is 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂?

An old man chasing after me when I walk home😭😭😭
Lord, save me, brah. I was so scared that I bolted to a place where there's cameras.

The sheer horror when I waved at him, and he turned his body and chased me down. (Let's say I don't feel comfortable around old men anymore lol.)

Now that I think of it, I think he's tryna do a prank on me, but I'm not taking chances with oldies.

P.S. never dated before despite all these shits, I don't know about the lovely things sooo....🫣🫣🤔🤔🫡🫡

Toddles!! Thanks for reading all the way here lols.