Sunny: Sleep is the body's best safety mechanism.
Hero: How so?
Sunny: It keeps you from screwing up for 8 hours.
Kel: Okay, help me, please!
Hero: Got two words for you.
Kel: I bet they won't be helpful.
Hero: Your problem.
Kel: I was right.
Kel: I wouldn't put it in those words exactly.
Aubrey: Why not?
Kel: Because I don't know what they mean.
Aubrey: Hey, Sunny. These candies you gave me? They sucked.
Sunny: But you ate them all.
Aubrey: I had to make sure they all sucked.
Aubrey: Remember, Sunny, don't do anything I wouldn't do.
Sunny: I think I crossed that line when I got a date.
Kel: *sharpens knife* We've got ways of making people talk.
Kel: *cuts piece of cake*
Basil: ...Can I have some?
Kel: Cake is for talkers.
Basil: Goddamn it, the printer broke while printing out Sunny's birthday invitations.
Aubrey: Well, what are they supposed to say?
Basil: "Sunny's birthday".
Aubrey: So, what do they say instead?
Basil: "Sunny's bi".
Aubrey:
Aubrey: Works out either way.
Aubrey, holding a kettle: Coffee or tea?
Hero: Tea.
Aubrey: Wrong. It's coffee.
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Omori incorrect quotes/Memes!!
Humora collection of the 70+ pages of Omori incorrect quotes I have stored on a google doc, and my about 130 omori memes! contains some dirty jokes, and some ships, of course. QUOTES ADDED MONDAYS AND FRIDAYS, MEMES ADDED EVERY WEDNESDAY. ACCOMPLISHMENTS...
