Idiots on the Block - Ranting Book

Ants- THE MESSED UP VERSION OF A CENTIPEDE

Rant By: Starburst

Once opon a time, there was a centipede. She didn't bother humans, and she was a very peaceful centipede. She was reminded that they are a very nice form a bugs who have the common sense not to mess with humans. Then, when she looked at her children, she realized one was very tiny, wasn't as long, and only had who-cares-how-many-but-it-was-less-than-her legs. As that child grew up, more and more started appearing, and they loved to mess with humans. Suddenly, a new generation of creature was born.

AND IT SUCKS!!!!!!!!!!!

I HATE THESE BUGS SO MUCH! They appear out of NOWHERE, scare the CRAP out of you, then run away to do it again! They bring all their little friends, too!

Okay, so I was right outside an apartment complex, and I was so happy and excited and bla bla bla. Then, as I grab onto the stairwell thing that helps you walk up the stairs, I saw a bunch of freakin ants!!!!!!!!!!!!

What.The.Heck. They were everywhere! Then they had the nerve to look at me like I was the loser. YOU ARE A BUNCH OF FREAKIN BUGS THAT GET EVERYWHERE>>>> WHY CAN'T YOU REALIZE BY NOW I HATE YOU???!!!!!!!

The thing is, unlike the other annoying bugs that somehow appear in your house, YOU CAN'T KILL THEM!!!!! You can repeatedly step on them over and over and somehow they live. The sad thing is, once they get away, you know the next day he is bringing back 500 of his friends for revenge. THAT SUCKS!!!!! Basically, that means that messing with them will do nothing but make things worse.

I have realized something; besides ant-eaters, WHAT EATS ANTS? Sorry to point it out, but ant-eaters don't live everywhere! If you live miles away from one, you have to deal with these creatures yourself!

Let's take a look at the food chain; First comes the sun, then bacteria and stuff, then EVERY BUG EXCEPT ANTS!!!! Have you realized that if only one known things kills ants, and if you know another creature that does please comment about it, then they are NOT at the bottom of the food chain! Its a LIE!!!!!!!!!!!! Since I have NEVER seen an ant-eater that lives naturally in my city, I don't think that makes ants very vulnerable.... in fact, it makes them STRONGER!

You are saying or thinking, "Pssh! Just use pesticide! Duh!" well, NO! People can't realize that once you use that, a few ants always survive, and then they build up a BIGGER ant colony, but it's mutant to pesticide!!!!!!!!!! It doesn't help that they would want revenge on YOU, smart one!!!!!!!!!!

The terrible thing is, these creatures are becoming more and more terrifying. Now I see ants with WINGS, that aren't queen ants! I see ants that will ATTACK you for freakin NO REASON!!!! I also see bigger and bigger ant colonies! Eventually, these things will use their ant language to band together and start the Ant War, which we will LOSE because these things are everywhere, and attack without warning!!!!!!!

Lesson learned, I really hate ants. These creatures will basically DESTROY your house without feeling sorry, and love SCARING the CRAP out of people! So, if you DO see an ant, do me- no, do us ALL a favor and instead of failing to kill it, tell it how worthless and retarted it is. Then you can try to kill it, but it will still get away!!!!!!!!!!

This article was not meant to offend anyone for any reason, and I apologize if it did offend you.

*Starburst