Zb1 Oneshots

Yujin Makes A Family

The boys were on an episode of ZBTV, and so far it has been just some fun games and jokes.

"Alright. You boys will now be starting the debate part." Everyone looked at Gunwook when the debate was mentioned. "You guys will be splitting off into two groups of four, with Yujin as the referee."

"Why me?" the maknae whined. "Why not Gunwook-hyung?"

"Because your final say in the matter will decide who wins."

The boys split into their teams (Hao and Hanbin were forcefully put on different teams).

Team 1: Ricky, Gunwook, Gyuvin, Hao. Team 2: Jiwoong, Hanbin, Matthew, Taerae.

"Now, your guys' topic will be..... Is Zhang Hao or Sung Hanbin more like a mother to Yujin?"

The two teams got ready.

Team Hanbin started. "So," Jiwoong started, "Hanbin is definitely more caring towards Yujin. Hanbin always speaks gently to Yujin, even when Yujin insults him. (No offense. (Yujin: None taken.)). Hanbin always gets Yujin's school uniform ready in the mornings. He also helps him during dance practices. So Hanbin is way more caring."

Gunwook stepped up. "Jiwoong-hyung, may I ask a question?" Jiwoong nodded. "Who prepares his lunches every day?"

"Hao," Jiwoong grumbled out.

"Correct. And who was there for Yujin during Boys Planet, always caring for him?"

"Hao," Jiwoong mumbled.

"And where did Yujin go during the break in Boys Planet?"

"I am unsure," Jiwoong stated.

"Well, let me tell you then. Yujin went with Zhang Hao and Ricky to see his family. He has made previous statements during Boys Planet, such as, 'During the break, Hao-hyung brought me breakfast in bed because he was so proud of me.' Has Yujin said anything about Hanbin this personally?"

Jiwoong rolled his eyes. "No."

Gunwook nodded. "I have no further questions then."

"But," Hanbin started, "Yujin and I have been growing very close recently. The two of us often go out to eat at different restaurants to explore more cuisines."

Hao stepped up. "Well, when Yujin had trouble with his homework, I would help him with it! (Yujin: You Googled the answers and still got it wrong...) I sat there with him and helped him through every problem...... Most of them."

"You see," Matthew said. "Hanbin-hyung is very smart. He would help Yujin faster if he had asked for help."

"By your logic, if Yujin needed his uniform every morning, he should've gone to Hao. He has more experience in ironing. It would get done faster and more efficiently," Gyuvin stated.

"But—" the timer went off.

"Alright boys. Both teams have made good points, but it's up to Yujin to decide."

Everyone looked at Yujin. "Hmm... Truthfully, I already knew who I was going to choose. I already have our whole family figured out."

"Eh? What does that mean?" Taerae exclaimed.

"It means that I have everyone's family relationship status in relation to me. So, in my opinion, my illegitimate mother in Zb1 is Hao-hyung."

The Hao team cheered in excitement. "But!" Yujin started, "Hanbin-hyung is my illegitimate father."

Hao and Hanbin looked at each other with blushing faces. "Who am I?" Gunwook asked.

"Gunwook-hyung is my illegitimate older brother. Gyuvin is also my illegitimate older brother. Ricky-hyung is Hao's illegitimate brother, making him my illegitimate aunt (Not uncle. He's an aunt). Taerae-hyung is Ricky's illegitimate husband, and they've been living together for seven years, have three dogs and two cats, and even adopted children (Ollie, Takuto, Woonggi, Seowon) together."

"Wait, why is ours so specific?" Taerae asked.

"Well, originally you guys were just going to be 'best friends,' so I needed points to prove you two were lying. But the two of you got closer, so I think you admitted it without knowing. Anyway, Matthew is Hanbin's best friend and my fake uncle. And Jiwoong-hyung is Matthew's husband, making him my other fake uncle."

A moment of silence was observed throughout the studio. "Can this air?" Matthew asked the producer.

"It will. This is so adorable."

Everyone saw Yujin smile brightly. "Yay! Now I can end all the debates on Twitter about our family roles!"

Everyone smiled at the maknae's cuteness. Yeah, this is my family. And I wouldn't have it any other way.