Weird Pick up lines

21 0 0
                                    

Are you from Mississippi because I misses your pee  


Are you a fridge because you sure have something rotting inside of you.



Are you from Tennessee because you're the only 10 I see ;D



 I lost my teddy bear, can I sleep with you?



My love your you is like diarrhea, its out of control 





Did you just fart because you blew me away and the entire room kinda smells





Did you just poop on the floor because I was a turd and was wondering if it belonged to you  



----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------


I saw these in a video o_o













Scomiche  


 

The book of funny and scaryWhere stories live. Discover now