THIS ISN'T A DAYCARE

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It goes without saying that this isn't about the real people behind the channels. The characters are all living under the same house for the "plot", only Teebs isn't a human and that's again, for "plot" reasons. Or premise/idea, I guess.

There's zero romantic shipping between characters in this, for obvious reasons. If I do include any instances of "romance", it's for comedic reasons. I would also like to clarify that in the case that I include a child having a crush on an adult, I am not shipping them as it's completely normal for children to have crushes on adults. I really don't get why people make that weird.

There will be swearing. Maybe a lot, who knows.

I believe every fandom deserves a cute daycare/child fic and this is my elaborate excuse to do it.

There is no plot. There is an illusion of a plot, but truthfully it is primarily a themed oneshot collection. If you don't want (mostly) mindless fluff, then you're free to leave.

On that note, I will leave a some notes at the beginning of each other besides the 'prologue' or more accurately, the pilot(s). I have yet to decide a format for it but I'll update this to include it. What I'm including regardless will be any potential warnings if need be and story "summaries" or rather, the rough plot + hook, because I'm so used to ao3. I'm only returning to Wattpad for foolish crew and only foolish crew. POV character and characters involved obviously and that should be about it.

Fun Fact: I recently rediscovered an unpublished oneshot I made back in 2021 that essentially has this same premise, but due it was just Nadwe and Muffin due to the fact I, and the wider fandom, only knew that those two were minors back then. Now that I know Oof is the same age as them and that Woolf was a minor at the time, I have included them in this.
I'll post this oneshot in here eventually

Tags I would include if this was on ao3:

-Other Additional Tags to Be Added (in this case, it means I'll add more characters tags once those characters appear since Wattpad tagging system sucks ass)

-Normally I'd include 'Unreliable Narrator' just because that is how I write POV characters in general but it doesn't really count for this work

-POV Alternating (Though this is just plain old common place on Wattpad)

-Implied/Referenced Child Abuse
-Past Child Abuse
-Child Neglect
(Note that all of the above ^ are roughly lumped together for this particular idea. It will affect how some of the children characters behave but otherwise is left untouched/not discussed)

-De-Aging, on ao3 this is lumped with age regression (Age Regression/De-Aging is the tag) but this (very obviously) is not about that so yeah, it's just the deaging part that matters

-Alternate Universe - Siblings (This is a real tag on ao3 and it's one of the funniest things to me, only beaten by Alternate Universe - Canada)

-Crack Treated Seriously
-Attempt at Humour

-Self-Indulgent (but that's just the nature of fanfic in general :o} What's the point if the author isn't having fun?)

And last but not least

-No beta we die like dino in among us (meaning there is no editors on this, just me myself and I, originally based on this car bumper thing "No seatbelts we die like real men)

Additional tags

-Selectively Mute Dino(? Since Selective Mutism isn't a tag on ao3??? Wtf <— Author has selective mutism)

-Gross
-Vomiting (it will appear! Just not now)