Once upon a Meggy

Once upon a time

Narrator: Our Story begins in a magical land in Smg4 land. There lived an ugly, selfless wicked witch named smg4.

Smg4: Wicked witch cackle.

Narrator: The witch cackled too wide that he felt his jaws crack, as he screamed in pain.

Narrator: Back to the magical land of Smg4, there were this beautiful princess pure of heart.

[Birds chirping in the background as sweet music plays]

Narrator: this Princess was of unparalleled beauty. Embodying every romantic dream.

Meggy: *singing*
Narrator: Now while it may seem the princess is happy, she feels as though something is missing in his heart.

Meggy: *singing* I feel as though something's missing in my heart... I should just let it go! If I do that though I'll start, to lose sight of why I became a princess long ago. Cuz I, want... I want my Red~ so that we will be a loving couple, I'll please him good, and we will have a great family with a lot of kids... and it will be perfect!

Oh deer Luigi... I miss my Red so much. Why isn't he here with me?

Meanwhile in Smg4 witchy room, Smg4 is sitting on his fold-out bed as he scrolled through the TV channels.

Smg4 in TV: Hey, let me tell you something
Smg4: What man?

Smg4 in TV: you look beautiful brother

Smg4: Thank you, brother you look-

Smg4 in tv : No, nonono you look-

Smg4: Nah man, you look beautiful.

Smg4 in tv: No!

Smg4: Yes!

Smg4 in TV: Shut up!

Smg4: No, you shut up!

Smg4 In tv: Shut up!

Smg4: Who'd you talking to?!
Smg4 in tv: come on with you comment!

Smg4: well let get a second opinion  shall we?
Tv, tv on the wall, am I'm the fairest of them all?

Mr. Puzzles: Nuh uh

Smg4: The fuck you mean nuh uh?

Mr Puzzles: Fame is thy beauty, majesty! But alas, there is one more fair than thee!

Channels to wholesome Meggy dancing with her animal friends and Luigi.

Narrator: Smg4 got disgusted by the view of it and made a invitation.

Smg4: Somebody's gonna die tonight!

Narrator: Smg4 then snatch Red the bird, (Angry birds prop) propped the Invitation into his beak and flingged him to Meggy.

Meggy: ow! The heck did that bird came from?

Narrator: Meggy then saw the envelope and got excited when she saw the invitation for Bob Ballin ball.

Meggy: Hmm... What should I wear to the ball?

Luigi: Don't worry princess! We'll help you make a dress!

Narrator: As they killed the Heavy and robbed Karen's clothing store... they made Meggy a fine princess... or at least they tried.

Meggy: yay- wait... what the hell is this?

Luigi: Your pretty dress for the ball Meggy.

Meggy: *starts to cry* how am I supposed to go to the ball looking like this?

Narrator: Meggy then stopped crying as she saw Puzzles the fairy Godmother.

Mr Puzzles: Hello, dear princess! I am the fairy Godmother and-
Oh God what the hell are you wearing?