Le Croissant - M. Lafa X G. Wash

La Discoverie ofe Croissant

...Once upon a time, there a bootiful sunnie day in ze State of Pennsylvania-

*Washington aggresively munches on croissant*
Washington: mmmm, this tastes veri good.

[he continued munching on ze croissant very aggresively, cauzing a little disturbance]

???: *clear throat* Errr... Monsieur vhat are you eatzing? *blink blink*

{It was Lafayette, he happened to be there, carrieing a bag of baguettes}

[Washington squints his eyes, looking up und down at Lafayette]
Washington: baguette? againe?

[Lafayette looks down at the floor, in slight dizbelief]
Lafayette: oui... i couldzent resist starting ze day withoute baguettes!!

[Washington rolled his eyes und continued devoulering the entire croissant]

Lafayette: Zu didzent answer my questione.
Washington: *swallows* hm?

[Lafayette pointz at ze croissant]

Lafayette: What iz dat? *tiltes head*

[Washington chews, gesturing at ze croissant]

Washington: Zis? oh u never had it? itz a croissant! like eh better version of ze baguette!

{there was a dumbfounded pause from Lafayette}

Lafayette: bettzer versione of le baguette...?
*he couldzent believe what he was haering, therez no way anything iz better than baguette*

Washington: Ou-
Lafayette: *interuptz* Non way! lemme try itz fierst!

[Lafayette snatches the croissant from Washington's hands and took a teeny tiny bite]

Lafayette: ...
Washington: ...iz it goood??

{there was another long pause from Lafayette}

Washington: AHEEEEEEEMMMMMM

*snaped back to realitzy*
Lafayette: OUIIIII! WAT *shook*

[Washington folds his armz, vaiting for a relevatione]

Lafayette: *fiddles width ze croissant* well errrhh...
Washington: *unamusedly taps his foot to ze ground*

Lafayette: c'est... veri goood. vhy u nevr told me zis?! *glisteringe eyes*

[Washington sighs in dizbelife]

Washington: you shouldz knoe zhis! ur frenche!

{A frustrated Lafayette groans, a little infuriated cuz he had no idea, evenz if hes a frenche}

Lafayette: *blabbling* i zont! no on toed me zhis!! i only know ee... baguette!

[Washington took the bag of baguettes florm Lafayette und thlrows it 1776 yards awaye]

Washington: u vont be needzing that anymore.
Lafayette: *beady ahh eyes, surprised*

[then Washington gave Lafayette a bundel of croissants to gete started wiht]

Washington: iz a starter pack. *wink wink*

{Lafayette, aftere being haevily encouraagde by Washington on replacing baguettes with croissant, he acstually went on withe it}

Lafayette: Merci (thank you)... Merci beaucoup (thank you a lot).

[Washington does a respectiave nod]

Washington: now live life to your fulleste, mon ami (my friend).

-- after that unfrogettabel day, Lafayette changede for der greater goood and continued to bond with monsieur Washington, they both had 4 bootiful newbornes and lifed happy ever aftair --

BONUS: the abandnde baguettes took vegenance by starting a newe empire which started to grow und no one knowes... it vill soon becum huge und powerfell. enough to retrieve their originel place, and the top.

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