Joe Biden's POV-
I was walking through the school hallway when I felt a strong force push my 3'2 curvy virgin Latina blonde blue eyed frame against the locker. I blinked my preppy blue kawaii aryan race sky blue orbs before looking up only to see daddy hitler. "H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-Hi" I stuttered cutely, blush spreading across my preppy Latina cheeks. "Hey baba gril" hitler growled, his strong arms pushing me further into the steel locker. People were staring at us, but he didn't seem to care. "Baba gril, you look even hotter as that nonchalant dreadhead over there" said daddy hitler as he pointed to the nonchalant dreadhead with non curvy non 3'2 non Latina non master race girls surround him. "r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-really?" I stuttered out cutely, more blush creeping onto my kawaii aryan race Latina cute itty bitty tiny winy cheeky wookies. "Yes baba gril, i need something from you. You see, my ex is Dwayne The Rock Johnson, the popular preppy boy. He has a new boyfriend, lord faarquad. I need to make Dwayney Poo jealous and you're going to help me do that by being my new kawaii femboy sugar baby." Hitler explained. Oh my gosh, my crushy wushy pookie woo, hitler daddy wants me to be his new kawaii femboy sugar baby!!! I blushed so hard I looked like a tomato as I screamed out "OF COURSE!" "Ok baba gril, i'll pick you up tonight at 8, replied hitler as he walked away. Oh my gyatt! I'm going on a date with the alpha bad boy! I can't believe it!
authors note: sorry pookie daddys i did lie in the title dont report this bc of the hitler stuff u filthy snitch luv uuu
