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(updated 11/16/24)

First thing's first: names. What are you lovely motherfuckers supposed to call me? (Do y'all mind if I call you lovely motherfuckers please I love calling my friends that- jk, I don't have many friends that I can call that 💃💃) That tragic fact aside, I go by the names Sebastian, Nick, Sora, or Here! 

Second: What pronouns and terms do I identify with? I'm a little gremlin bitches <3 idgaf, call me it/she/he/they, that's cool. And I am gender apathetic! 

Third: An age range so I don't get any creepy people. Don't try shit, people have told me my elbows could hurt somebody because they're sharp) I am 14! If anyone cares, my birthday is July 30 (damn, if only it had been a day later, I could've shared a birthday with Kork Kiyo Shin Gucci. 😞 I love him) 

Fourth: Kinda boundaries or something alone those lines? Important things to know about me?  Man idk. So, first of all, I struggle with calling people my friends because I don't feel close enough to them so that's why I say I don't have many friends. I mean it. 😞 I seriously feel lonely when other people talk about their friends wtf I hate that I feel that way. Next, I'm super empathetic but can't say comforting words for shit so don't vent to me almost period, it makes me feel helpless that I can't do anything for you. I really care about you tho <3 🙏 I have mood swings if I feel left out or ignored for too long and it sucks. I hope no one else ever feels that way. (bitches, if you lonely, can we be lonely together??? 😞😊) DON'T GIVE ME FUCKING TIPS, IT MAKES ME FEEL LIKE YOU'RE TELLING ME I'M NOT GOOD ENOUGH AND I'M DOING EVERYTHING WRONG (had to get that off my chest, it pisses me off). Prepare for me to talk shit about my irl life because it fucking sucks, I wanna be away from here (bestie I know you won't read this bc I have no idea what you're acc is and I won't ask, but please do get me out of here). Haters, I do not give a fuck. If you're hating me and things I like, seriously, gedam life life. Idk what else to add here so have my turtle, Apple 🐢 He burnt my wife's house down. 

(I'm such a yapper, who wants me?)

Fifth: What do I like? Not a lot of things in the grand scheme of things. I'm obviously a Danganronpa fan and have been for the past year or two? But other things I like are TMNT (DONNIE MY MAN 🙏 MY NIECE LOVES HIM TOO!), Pokémon (not hugely, but I still really like it! Flareon >>>>>>>>), Animal Crossing (Please. Please. Please. It's amazing. Please. I discovered this game when I was eleven and I love it.), some animes (YOI, Hetalia, OHSHC, Saiki K, and I'm sure there are some I'm just forgetting), BSD (I watched the first episode but I've been reading the manga), Stardew Valley, Minecraft, Warriors and just CATS. THAT'S WHY.  (I have so many OCs. No joke. Who wants some names?), KOTLC (DEX IS LITERALLY DUCKING UNDERRATED, HE'S BETTER THAN KEEFE OKAY FIGHT ME.), HERMITCRAFT (COME HERE FANS, I HAVE A GRAIN BREAD SWEATSHIRT BC I'M A GRIAN FAN), making references (nobody ever gets them because either they're lame or I'm lame. Which is it folks?), animals (namely cats, most kinds of birds, octopi because yes, moths even though insects aren't really animals, hamsters because yes, chinchillas, same reason, yk, that kind of thing.), I LOVE WHEN PEOPLE WANT TO TALK TO ME AND THINK I'M A FRIEND LIKE 😭😭🙏🙏 I'M LONELY. Lastly, I really like... My one silly friend, one out of a number I can count on ten hands. That's embarrassing.  

Sixth: Idc who cares but we got this fucking thing. (aka, hi, I'm omnisexial and polyamoros however tf that's spelled- I love girls especially) 

Seventh: Favorite characters LET'S GO. LET'S LIST MY BABIES: 

•Tenko (IF YOU HATE HER FUCK OFF I'M A HUGE TENKO FAN AND HIMIKO KINNIE, SO HIMIKO HATERS FUCK OFF TOO)

•Gonta (if you don't like him literally go away, I'm sorry, I don't trust you. Im not being dramatic)

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