Genshin Adventures

Falling From Fontaine

Genshin Adventures:
"WAAAAAAA!!!" I say as I'm falling from the sky no idea why and I land with a thud.
"Ow! Son of a nice lady!" You end up landing in a tree and then onto the ground. "Owww bestie that hurt we were falling forever!" You panicked as you help me stand up. "OMGGGG!!!! BESTIE WE ARE IN GENSHIN I KNOW THAT TREE ANYWHERE!" At this point my ears will be deaf with all this screaming.
"How can you tell from a tre- oh wait we are in Genshin...PINCH MEEEEE....!!" Instead you kick me. "OW what the fork was that for?!" I stare at you rubbing my hurt leg and then I look around "Hmmm it looks like we are in Fontaine." You gasp and you jump around. "Wriothesley cake will be mine." You smile. "Oi enough about cake, let's look around we should know this place better than anyone." We then hear some weird growling like talking noises and then we notice to hilichurls that have spotted us. We then look at each other.
"Soooo um what do we do, it's not like I can hit it with my weak hands." I say which you reply with. "Well...BYYYYEEEE BESTIE!" You run off leaving me and I run after you while we are being chased. "OIII DON'T LEAVE MEEEEEE!" We are running away like chickens. "I can't be killed I need to see Taylor Swift and build my Raiden!!" You say while running while I slowly run behind you. "We have more important things to think about than Taylor or Raiden right now!!" I then trip. "BESTIE NOOO...oh well I can't save you I'm sorry!" You continue running. The hilichurl goes to hit me and then an umbrella comes out of nowhere and kills them a hand then helps me up and I look up. "NAVIA?!"I say with my mouth open you hear me. "NAVIA!!!??" You run towards both of us and stop. "Omg Navia, Taylor Swift in a game! I can't believe it waaaaa!" I stare at Navia and she stares at me. "Oi bestie! Your gonna drool all over Boothill's wife!" Navia stares at us like we are a bunch of weirdos. "I am very sorry about him he is hyper due to the situation we are in right now." I say and we all end up walking. You keep eyeing her umbrella for some reason. You end up grabbing it and your finger goes to the button on the stem of the umbrella "ooh what does this do?" You say pushing the button "wait! No don't push tha-" before she can finish three big cannons appear and they fire at me yeeting me in the air. "WAAAAAA BESTIE YOU BAKA!!! AHHH I'M FLYING!!" I flap my arms like a bird I'm actually enjoying this...until I start falling that is now I'm screaming "OI NOOO WHY DON'T I HAVE A GLIDER!! WAAAAAHHH!" Navia runs and she catches me like it was nothing. I stare at you like I'm gonna yeet you off the face of Teyvat. "Oopss heh I didn't know it would do that..but that was amazing! You know for like enemies not yeeting my bestie...heh..." You say with a nervous smile. Navia puts me down and says "My umbrella is not a toy I don't want to see young people like yourself get hurt! That is not the Spina Di Rosula way!" She explains as she points her finger while she puts me down. "You're luck you are my bestie." I mess up your hair causing you to look at me. "I didn't mean to bestie!"