It had been an hour without the internet and I had started to become badly deprived. I wondered to the world 'Why would you punish me this way?' 'What did I do to deserve this fate?' And before I knew it I was huddled up in a ball repeating 'Why me?' While making a fort under my desk to keep the evil spirits at bay. You do not want to anger the dark entities, they will curse you to this ill fate.
After coming out of my desk fort I started to run around my cave like a monkey for I might as well be one of my prehistoric ancestors without the internet.
Once I had tired myself out I laid down on the floor to reassess my life and what all this means while making shadow puppets with my fingers just without the shadows. 'OOOO OOOO AAAA AAAA!' I had started to even talk like a primate now.
There was no hope left for me.
I started to see the light but all of a sudden...
The internet turned on.
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A Hour In The Life Of Someone With No Internet
Short StoryThis is a quick little read about not having any internet connection when I didn't have internet connection (really? Wow). I showed this to my family and they were basically like "OMG THIS IS LIKE SO AMAZE YOU SHOULD LIKE TOTALLY PUBLISH THIS SHIZ"...
