A CRUISE TO REMEMBER BOOK 2

CHAPTER 9

As Michelle & Jordan was getting out of the shower Jordan said, "Come here baby I love you more than anything baby."  Then Michelle said, "I love you more than anything baby & who the hell is calling me baby & I hope that it ain't my mother & oh shit it is my mother." Then Jordan ran back into the bathroom becse he didn't want to get caught with Michelle cause her mother didn't her to date Jordan until she was 18 years old.  Then Katherine said, "Hey sweetie how is it going & are you ok cause you look tired as hell honey & are you ok?"  Then Michelle said, "Mom I'm ok cause I just got out of the hot shower & I'm going to go to the gym cause they have a gym here so I can keep in shape mom & I sure the hell don't want to gain any weight mom."  Then Katherine said, "Why the hell would you take a hot shower & then go to the gym cause I was just wondering sweetie?"  Then Michelle said, "Well I just wanted to take a hot shower before I go to the gym cause I just wanted to take a shower mom. Look I have to get dressed real fast & I will talk to you later on before I go to bed tonight mom cause Tiffany is going to the gym with me also & I love you mommy I will talk to you later."  Then when Jordan came out of the bathroom he put his arms around Michelle & said, "Are you going to the gym or did you just tell your mother that you were going to go to the gym  baby?"  Then Michelle said, "Hell no I ain't going to the gym cause I only said that cause she was starting to ask questions about stupid shit."  Then when Jordan & Michelle walked into the kitchen Danny grabbed Jordan & said, "Follow me cause if Alma sees you here she will have a bird & I know that you don't want that to happen & why is Michelle in her workout gear?"  Then Jordan said, "Michelle is wearing that cause she told her mother that she was going to work out but she ain't going to work out at all she just said that to her mom." Then Tiffany said, "Hey mom what's you doing cause me & Michelle are getting ready to go to the gym cause we need a good workout right now." Then Alma said, "I was just calling to see if you girls are ok cause I miss you sweetie, cause it's so quiet here without Tiffany & I just miss you telling Donnie off almost every single day of the week." Then Tiffany said, "I miss you to mom & no I don't miss telling Donnie off cause it's peaceful with hearing his voice. Speaking of Donnie what is he doing cause he hasn't even called to bug the crap out of me mommy & don't you dare tell him that I said that. Look mommy here's Michelle & she wanted to say hi to you mommy & her brother hasn't even called to bother her also." Then Alma said, "Well if you to want to get going to the gym cause I know that you girls want to keep your figures cause you two have good looking bodies & someday you know that one certain person will think you have a perfect but you girls have 2 years for that to happen sweetie. Well I'm going to let you go & have fun at the gym & remember just you two girls in that room & no one else ok love you  sweetie." Then when Michelle told Jordan & Danny that it was ok to come out of the room Danny said, "Is your mom going to call next Michelle cause I was just wondering & what does everyone want for dinner I'm cooking tonight?" Then Michelle said, "Hell no my mother called as we were getting out of the shower & what are you cooking tonight cause you are a good cook  Danny."  Then Danny said, "I was thinking about making turkey chili cause I know that every one loves my turkey chili & I haven't made it in awhile." Then Tiffany said, "That sound really good right now cause I sure can go for your turkey chili babe & Michelle you will love his turkey chili cause I like his chili." So while Danny was making his turkey chili Jordan, Michelle, & Tiffany was just sitting & watching tv cause there really wasn't nothing to do cause they were all bored.  Then when Danny handed ever on a bowl of his chili, Michelle said, "This is better than any other chili I have tastes cause this is really really good Danny cause I love your turkey chili Danny & I haven't had in a while." Then Tiffany said, "The last time that we had his turkey chili is when he bought my mom over some & that was about 3 or 4 months ago & we all killed that chili in one day cause this is the best turkey chili." Then Jordan looked right at Michelle & said, "I know that he has the best turkey chili cause he made for us guys about a year ago & we ate it all in one fucking day cause he is one hell of a good cook." Then Danny said, "I know that my turkey chili is the best chili cause I use to make it for my mom & I still do cause she loves my cooking & she is the one that taught me how to cook." Then Michelle said, "Well tomorrow night me & Tiffany are going to cook dinner cause I want to cook barbeque chicken & the reason that I said me & Tiffany is cooking dinner is cause she can watch that I don't burn the barbeque sauce on the chicken & that is the only thing that is burnt on the chicken & I have no clue how I do that. But the chicken is so damn juicy when I get done cooking the chicken cause my mom told me what to do & I did but somehow I burned the barbeque sauce on the chicken." Then Tiffany said, "That's why she always asked me when she cooks barbeque chicken to keep an eye on the chicken while it's in the oven so she doesn't burn the barbeque sauce on the chicken cause I don't know how she does it either." Then Jordan said, "I heard Joey Joe talking about that awhile back & she don't know how she burns the barbecue sauce on the chicken at all but that is the tasetiest chicken cause you can taste the barbecue throughout the whole chicken breast & I mean that." Then Danny said, "Well lets let Michelle cook the chicken with no help & then I can tell her what she did wrong cause Tiffany said that her barbeque chicken is the best & I want to see what she does do wrong so I can tell her what she did wrong cause maybe she has the temperature up to high cause that is the only thing that I can think that she is doing wrong."  Then Michelle said, "I always cook my barbeque chicken on 250 for about an hour to cook slow but I still burn the damn sauce on the chicken & I'm the only one that can eat the burnt barbeque sauce cause no one else will eat burnt barbeque sauce."  Then Danny said, "Ok then I have to see it tomorrow cause it shouldn't burn the barbeque sauce on the chicken cause if you say that you have it on that temperature then it shouldn't burn at all Michelle cause I cook barbeque chicken on that low & mine don't burn ok cause maybe there is something wrong with the oven at your house Michelle & what's wrong Tiffany?" Then Tiffany said, "Nothing I'm fine baby cause her chicken in really good when she's done cooking it but we don't know why she burns the sauce on the chicken & the chicken is better than what Donnie cooks cause I still don't know how the hell his chicken was frozen in the middle cause when I touched it I started laughing."  Then Michelle said, "Hey at least he didn't burn the barbeque sauce on the chicken like I did  & that chicken was totally frozen in the middle cause it was still cold as hell & he looked at the both of us & me & you to kiss his ass cause he wasn't to happy that his chicken was still frozen in the middle cause you couldn't even put a fork through the middle of the chicken or even cut the chicken at all." Then as Michelle, Jordan, Danny, & Tiffany were watching tv they all fell asleep on the couch & when they woke up Tiffany said, "Oh shit it's almost time to get up & get ready for school & I don't feel like going to school cause I want to stay here all day with you baby."  Then Michelle jumped up off the couch & said, "Lets go cause Joey just texted me saying he's on his way here with something from Starbucks & wants to stop at Mcdonalds for breakfast & why ain't you dressed?" Then Tiffany said, "Get the hell out of my road cause I know that we don't have alot of time & I over slept this morning & I need to get dressed this morning & I fucking need that coffee that your brother has for us." Then Michelle said, "Well then hurry up cause he'll be here in 10 minutes so lets go move it & baby you going to be here when I get home from school cause I was just wondering baby?" Then Jordan said, "Don't worry I will be here & when you get home this afternoon baby & I already took the chicken out cause I want your barbeque chicken baby & you better get going before Joey Joe has a fit." Then Michelle kissed Jordan & said that she will be back & then Danny kissed Tiffany & told her to have a fun day & both Michelle & Tiffany said, "Yeah fucking right."