Two- bit was just sitting on the couch when he felt a huge wet shit coming up so he stripped fully naked and started shitting. Little did he know Steve was right there. Steve was transgender but he also had a huge dick. Steve started licking up the shit and soda came in and started cuddling them both. Pony Johny and Darry walked in and Darry started yelling at Two-Bit "TWO BIT I TOLD YOU TO STOP TAKING CRAPS". Then it was Sodas turn to be yelled at "SODA STOP CUDDLING TWO-BIT" Johny and Pony were just sitting there crying at the rancet sighting. "NO I DONT WANNA STOP CUDDLING HES CRAP MAKES IT WARM AND IT FEELS LIKE A HOT MUD BATH!" Johny and Pony start crying even more and Darry gets mad so he just leaves bc this is normal. Dally walks inn to the door "WHATS UP GU- WTF" he yells. Dally knew there was only one way to solves this he shot the entire gang and Two-Bit took the gun and crapped in it then shot the shit at Dally which made him die. Two-Bitch then lived happily ever after and was so happy that he can take big craps in peace.
